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Thread: The, What not to say during sex, thread.

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    "You remind me of my mother"

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    "I see dead people"

    Sure, it's nothing now, but in the summer of some year, it would've been funny.

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    Wanna go ass to mouth to tits to pussy to...

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    "Is fapping to pics of your sister wrong?"

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    "I had sex with DCK" Thus meaning she is a) fat, b) ugly, c) both a & b.

    "your sexual style is much like Banned's posting ability" go figure.

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    "Woopies doodle" In joke about fucking a chick.

    "OH PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!" Invest in a better brand of duct tape next time.

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    "Mac is trying to put on a condom, cancel or allow?" "Allow"

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    "super mario kart"

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    "feels better than my dog"



    I would puke everywhere and maybe try to cut my penis off.

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    It does taste like clam chowder! WANNA TRY?!

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    "My mom said i'm about as good as DCK"

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    Default Holy shit, banned, do you actually try to fail, or does it just come naturally?

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    "Do you know how to overclock a video card?"

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    That clicking sond is not Dave in the closet filming this and that sloshing sound isn't him jerking off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    "Do you know how to overclock a video card?"
    That would be the ultimate turn on.
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