"You remind me of my mother"
"You remind me of my mother"
"I see dead people"
Sure, it's nothing now, but in the summer of some year, it would've been funny.
"Is fapping to pics of your sister wrong?"
"Mac is trying to put on a condom, cancel or allow?" "Allow"
"super mario kart"
"feels better than my dog"
I would puke everywhere and maybe try to cut my penis off.
"My mom said i'm about as good as DCK"
"You do know that this is going to cost extra, right?"
"Do you know how to overclock a video card?"
"God of War"