"Is it in yet?"
"Is it in yet?"
So, how're you liking your paper route Billy?
"I had sex with strongbad once"
Never before has my tongue been pulled out of an ass that fast.
"Say hi to little Sprung"
:X
"oops"
Get's 'em every time.
"Mind if my neighbor's kid joins us?"
"You mind if I tape this for my parents?"
ugh.
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"How do you like Trigger Heart Exelica so far? "
OK. I'm done. Good Night.
"You remind me of your sister."
"Um... are you sure you don't want kids?"
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"If my doctor told me I had six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."
-Isaac Asimov
Guy: Oh honey. I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
Lady: Me too. This is such a special moment for us both. You're so romantic! /holds rose she was given
Guy: Yeah.....you're just like your mom....
Lady: What do you mean, honey?
Guy: You both sure know how to suck a dick....
Lady:
"Is your cat in heat?"