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Thread: The, What not to say during sex, thread.

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    "Is it in yet?"

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    So, how're you liking your paper route Billy?

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    "I had sex with strongbad once"

    Never before has my tongue been pulled out of an ass that fast.

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    "Say hi to little Sprung"

    :X

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    "oops"



    Get's 'em every time.

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    "Mind if my neighbor's kid joins us?"

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    "You mind if I tape this for my parents?"

    ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banned View Post
    "Say hi to little Sprung"
    :X

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    "How do you like Trigger Heart Exelica so far? "

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    OK. I'm done. Good Night.

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    "You remind me of your sister."

    "Um... are you sure you don't want kids?"
    Last edited by NosRedna; 10th-March-2007 at 22:08.
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    Guy: Oh honey. I've been waiting for this moment for so long.

    Lady: Me too. This is such a special moment for us both. You're so romantic! /holds rose she was given

    Guy: Yeah.....you're just like your mom....

    Lady: What do you mean, honey?

    Guy: You both sure know how to suck a dick....

    Lady:

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    What the hell is that?! *gags*

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    "Is your cat in heat?"

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    are you wet? because your cunt is hurting me!

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    I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger!
    The Demon who makes Trophies of Men

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