Of course!
Definately not!
Originally Posted by strongbad It's a good thing that I took that performance art class. Time to perform. look, no fake orgasms, got it? I get enough of those from Sprung's daughter.
Originally Posted by banned look, no fake orgasms, got it? I get enough of those from Sprung's daughter. Not sure how I could fake ejaculate.
Originally Posted by Sprung You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
Originally Posted by strongbad Not sure how I could fake ejaculate. invisicum. note: i really think banned personally knows nothing about sex.
Originally Posted by The Joker I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you, stranger! The Demon who makes Trophies of Men
Originally Posted by strongbad Not sure how I could fake ejaculate. you have someone close their eyes, and you have a pre-pumped oozinator ready, then you tell them to open their mouth, and you spray them. It's easy.
Originally Posted by banned you have someone close their eyes, and you have a pre-pumped oozinator ready, then you tell them to open their mouth, and you spray them. It's easy. That is just too much work. I would rather just get off.
Originally Posted by strongbad That is just too much work. I would rather just get off while i take it up the pooper.
Originally Posted by Death Cube K It is proven that men can experience more pleasure because of the prostate.
Originally Posted by strongbad It is proven that men can experience more pleasure because of the prostate. damn your knowledge of the male g-spot. but...have you ever asked your gf or partner to go "there"?
Originally Posted by Death Cube K damn your knowledge of the male g-spot. but...have you ever asked your gf or partner to go "there"? Ask me when the last time I had sex was.
Strongbad is one of the manliest men around. I mean, his car somehow flew 20 metres up into a fucking tree, with one shoe, and survived.
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus Strongbad is one of the manliest men around. I mean, his car somehow flew 20 metres up into a fucking tree, with one shoe, and survived. No doubt.
Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus Strongbad is one of the manliest men around. I mean, his car somehow flew 20 metres up into a fucking tree, with one shoe, and survived. Don't let the looks fool you. The guys from the foundry in The Simpsons all looked pretty manly until the break started...
Originally Posted by strongbad Ask me when the last time I had sex was. when was the last time you had fuck?
Originally Posted by Death Cube K when was the last time you had fuck? Never. Had fuck? Maybe, had a fuck.
I had sex with Strongbad in the summer of 99, was a gay time for all.
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