Is Strongbad gay?

[Strongbad]

Denied

And who said It was only me?

Who else are we talking about here?

[X-Head]

Who else are we talking about here?

That's for me to know and you to find out. Here's a hint $2 bucks a pop

[Strongbad]

That's for me to know and you to find out. Here's a hint $2 bucks a pop

Ummm, Banned?

[X-Head]

Ummm, Banned?

Try anyone with two bucks

[Corey]

Try anyone with two bucks

I have 2 bucks!

[X-Head]

I have 2 bucks!

Welcome aboard strongbad's ass

[Strongbad]

Try anyone with two bucks

This could get messy.

I have 2 bucks!

Real messy.

[The Joker]

Hey strongbad, do you smile while tossing a man's salad?

[Strongbad]

Hey strongbad, do you smile while tossing a man's salad?

That really depends on the amount of hair that I am dealing with.

[The Joker]

that was a y/n question, you fucked it up!!!

[Strongbad]

that was a y/n question, you fucked it up!!!

But it is not a black and white question. Yes when hairy, no when hairless. Then there is middle ground.

[The Joker]

do u prefer circumsized or uncut?

[Strongbad]

do u prefer circumsized or uncut?

Now this is getting out of hand. Anteaters FTW.

[Banned]

Now this is getting out of hand. Anteaters FTW.

*pays 2 bucks*

I've got an anteater tied up out back.

[Strongbad]

*pays 2 bucks*

I've got an anteater tied up out back.

It's a good thing that I took that performance art class. Time to perform.