If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..

[Josh]

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Boot it.
4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open your email client to this message.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

I just about died laughing when I saw this.

Source
http://koolestone.blogspot.com/2007/...meone-who.html

[Cyberxion]

Oh shit, that's sorta funny. Fucked up, but funny.

I can imagine someone being dumb enough to actually do it. Then again, when the guy next in the next seat reports you, all you have to do is quickly close the window. They'll probably take your lappy and bar you from ever flying again, but at least you can make fun of them for being paranoid doucherags.

[maca]

Lol.. you should have gave a warning in case some actually happens to be travelling on a plane while reading this thread.

[Kazuya Mishima]

And after this you find your self in Guantanamo saying hello to your best friends.

[_M_]

Hilarious... but incredibly stupid

[Vagabond]

Funny, but I wouldn't try it.

[Raype]

I just about died laughing when I saw this.

Source
http://koolestone.blogspot.com/2007/...meone-who.html

The timing is horibly off.

Other than that, fucking A.

I'll do that the next time I fly.

For added effect, I'll wear a turban and carry a Quran.

[Vagabond]

The timing is horibly off.

Other than that, fucking A.

I'll do that the next time I fly.

For added effect, I'll wear a turban and carry a Quran.

LOL XD. When you get caught, tell the Feds/cops that turbans are the latest fashion.

[Ahkei]

I saw this about a month ago. It amused me.

[brit]

Pretty fucking funny. I could have used that last week. =( LMFAO.

[Tassadar]

I saw it two weeks ago, it's funny.

[Jackhammer]

I just about died laughing when I saw this.

Source
http://koolestone.blogspot.com/2007/...meone-who.html

That's funny shit...

[Raype]

LOL XD. When you get caught, tell the Feds/cops that turbans are the latest fashion.

Actually it works better if you claim you just got out of the shower.

[Jackofdiamonds]

wow, i don't know what was more funny, the joke or the comments of people calling the people who obviously didn't ge that it was a joke.


as one person put it:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

"Thats stupid, chickens don't consciously decide such things."

"I'm telling Peta on you for endangering animals, you sick bastard!"

"Stupid Americans, you think chickens can think!"

"Why pick on chickens? you CHICKEN_RACIST bastard!"

"I don't get it."

"Chickens don't like roads, and you don't even specify which road, this is completely untrue."

The original joke is far overshadowed by how hilariously pathetic you people are. Cheers!

[NosRedna]

I laughed so hard that I actually woke up my neighbors.
I'm gonna try it - wish me luck.