If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..

[Vagabond]

Actually it works better if you claim you just got out of the shower.

Thats true, maybe that will work lol

I laughed so hard that I actually woke up my neighbors.
I'm gonna try it - wish me luck.

Good luck man. Have your neighbors bail you out. lol

[NosRedna]

I'm gonna try it - wish me luck.

Well, I tried it on the bus today.
Luckily, the guy next to me just cussed me out and didn't call the cops or anything.
The variety of his profanity was just as amusing as the actual joke.

[Josh]

At least you survived and still have all your freedoms. You may not be so lucky next time.

[NosRedna]

At least you survived and still have all your freedoms. You may not be so lucky next time.

Next time I'll do it in the middle of a flight to DC - that should generate a more dramatic reaction.
On second thought, I kind of like my freedoms; maybe I'll just leave a bag full of clay and random electronic parts somewhere instead.

[Fer!]

Next time I'll do it in the middle of a flight to DC - that should generate a more dramatic reaction.
On second thought, I kind of like my freedoms; maybe I'll just leave a bag full of clay and random electronic parts somewhere instead.

Well, if the chairman of Play-Doh quits I'll know why...