Happy 14th! :D

[_M_]

I got a call from my ex who now lives in Minnesota telling me she wants to get back together, not all that bad, but she's coming back in 2 years after she finishes school, the nerve on this girl. I said we'll see what happens. Put me in a really bad mood.

Two minutes later I get a call from the girl I'm banging and she wants to go to the strip club tonight for a radio station event. Looks like I aint going into work tomorrow. Put me in a great mood.

[Ktiger41]

As you can see, nothing can contain me.

I think you should use this occasion to post tits.

lolz.

I got a call from my ex who now lives in Minnesota telling me she wants to get back together, not all that bad, but she's coming back in 2 years after she finishes school, the nerve on this girl. I said we'll see what happens. Put me in a really bad mood.

Two minutes later I get a call from the girl I'm banging and she wants to go to the strip club tonight for a radio station event. Looks like I aint going into work tomorrow. Put me in a great mood.

Damn I had a day like that. Me and my girl did some scrupulous things... and I ran into a real old friend of mine today at college and he wanted to go pimp on some chiks. (My college has a 10 to 1 chiks to dudes ratio) this was early i nthe day before i got home to my girl... all i can say is what happens in vegas stays in vegas.

(Nice spamming thread)

[Elmdor]

Wait, is this about valenitnes?

It was pretty ace, no, really. I think I'm gonna regret lots tommorow though, but who cares.

Mr. presindent, please understand, it really is tht bad, it won't just won't go away.

[Ton]

According to my future living self, this thread was made on the 15th, making it full of lies.

[Banned]

Wait, is this about valenitnes?

It was pretty ace, no, really. I think I'm gonna regret lots tommorow though, but who cares.

Mr. presindent, please understand, it really is tht bad, it won't just won't go away.

You did little Jessica, didn't you?
http://www.flicklife.com/02887dfbe55...00_Pounds.html

[Elmdor]

I sure fucking hope so, it'll improve my stats.

Like wowsha.

[Fer!]

Incestro, actually.

I'll check if some band has used that name...and if not, I'll register it for mine.

I got a call today, weee!

[Ktiger41]

You did little Jessica, didn't you?
http://www.flicklife.com/02887dfbe55...00_Pounds.html

That is so fucking nasty even for a joke. My dog wouldn't even hump that shit blind folded.

[Sprung]

I'll check if some band has used that name...and if not, I'll register it for mine.

I got a call today, weee!

Your first song should be "Did My Sister Raw"

[Banned]

That is so fucking nasty even for a joke. My dog wouldn't even hump that shit blind folded.

Oh come on, you know it would

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

I missed the party. Who's birthday was it?

[Cyberxion]

That one guy. It's his.

Oh, and I guess I haven't so much as spoken to a girl lately, much less had occasion to spooge in ones hair while she was sleeping, having sneaked into her room after stalking her for several weeks. Otherwise known as what Cyber usually does on Valentine's Day.

[Ahkei]

I got a text message.

Yeah.

[Ktiger41]

Oh come on, you know it would

She would make your cock shrivel so bad that it would invert like a vagina...

[Banned]

She would make your cock shrivel so bad that it would invert like a vagina...

Well I wasn't planning on screwing your dog...