Happy 14th! :D

[Mikey_]

Doh, indeed. /gone

[Inferno.]

Haha, good luck.

[Josh]

Isn't it kind of ironic that Valentine's Day is on Hump Day?

[X-Head]

I had sex with my sister.

What a coincidence I had sex with her too, I think ray was on his way back in as I was leaving.

[Strongbad]

What a coincidence I had sex with her too, I think ray was on his way back in as I was leaving.

I wouldn't say it is a coincidence, she is the biggest 6 year old whore in all of Indiana.

[Sprung]

I wouldn't say it is a coincidence, she is the biggest 6 year old whore in all of Indiana.

Oh damn.

That's YOUR sister?

[Strongbad]

Oh damn.

That's YOUR sister?

Me she really does get around, didn't know that she fucks midgets yet. Kinky, makes me proud.

I would like to point out that is the first short joke I have made about Sprung.

[Raype]

I wouldn't say it is a coincidence, she is the biggest 6 year old whore in all of Indiana.

Considering that the only indianan..indianadian...indiana-er...dude from indiana I know is sprung, I believe she'd be close to average height if she's "the biggest whore" in indiana.

I would like to point out that is the first short joke I have made about Sprung.

You're going to get cravings real soon.

I used to be nice to him.

Now look at me.

Anyway, as for the topic on hand, I got laid a couple dozen times.

Also this chick I'm nailing will be able to give me some attention on the weekend.

Whose idea was it to have this holiday during both term paper season and the midterm exam lead up?

Which reminds me, I gotta go wank off onto a sheet of paper. I've passed in worse and gotten an A. Let's see what this gets me.

Oh, and I promised whoever made the first 14th topic a vibrator and nude pics of me.

Congrats Roux.

[Banned]

Well, there you go!

busy later? :heyhey:

[polobunny]

Happy v-day
It was my best v-day so far, I swear. ^________^

[Raype]

busy later? :heyhey:

Sorry, already sent the nudies.

She'll be busy til next month.

Which is about how long it takes for the average chick to stop masturbating constantly upon seeing my godlike body.

[Banned]

Happy v-day
It was my best v-day so far, I swear. ^________^

Your mom let you get to second base, didn't she?

[polobunny]

Your mom let you get to second base, didn't she?

lol right.

[Roux!]

Oh, and I promised whoever made the first 14th topic a vibrator and nude pics of me.

Congrats Roux.

I could hardly contain myself.

busy later? :heyhey:

Yes, actually... ^__^

[Raype]

I could hardly contain myself.

As you can see, nothing can contain me.

I have to buy three legged pants.

Also, OMGWTFBBQ, 10K posts.

I think you should use this occasion to post tits.