Anna Nicole Smith dies

[Inferno.]

I seen this and I was all "so...Who cares?" one whore down a few million to go

[Strongbad]

I seen this and I was all "so...Who cares?" one whore down a few million to go

I hope that you and your loved ones all die so that I can laugh and make jokes about you. Seriously, this child will suffer as a direct result from this. The child will never have a so called "normal" life.

[Jackhammer]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0...ses/index.html

I wonder what's going to happen to the baby...

It's a tragic waste of life at only 39.

[Inferno.]

No famous person's child will lead a "Normal" life.

[Strongbad]

No famous person's child will lead a "Normal" life.

That may be true but this really takes the chances of this down.

[Inferno.]

Michael Jackson's kids certainly won't, being called "baby blanket" being dangled out of windows, their father being a paedophile. etc.

[Strongbad]

Michael Jackson's kids certainly won't, being called "baby blanket" being dangled out of windows, their father being a paedophile. etc.

What I was getting at when I said that is, there was no reason to be so freaking disrespectful about someone’s death, especially when a child’s future is hanging in the balance.

[Inferno.]

I'm sure some one will look after her child. Like a relative, or something.

[Strongbad]

I'm sure some one will look after her child. Like a relative, or something.

Nevermind.

[Elmdor]

Oh, well.

I probably would due to the local news.

Knowing the kind of people here it'd be something like...

"The world's oldest man died today in indiana while masturbating to preview photos of the latest DOA game"

or

"Earlier today a young man was found dead, apparently due to choking to death on a giant dildo, full story at 11"

or even

"Local man shoots up office, claims it's full of noobs"

Nope.

Her heart exploded due to orgasm.

I need to start giving out waivers before having sex.

I hear if you jerk off into a pool of blood and ketchup it makes a pretty kickass salsa.

I better be the dildo dude.

So, yeah, keep the "who cares" and the tacky jokes to yourselves. This should be all about "where goes the stingray?" pics. Well, that would probably be a bit confusing, I've never been good at these kind of things.

[Ragnar]

I hope that you and your loved ones all die so that I can laugh and make jokes about you. Seriously, this child will suffer as a direct result from this. The child will never have a so called "normal" life.

Seriously the kid is probably better off. His/her mommy would've left it millions of dollars. It'll have a live in nanny that'll be a way better mother than that slut ever would have been. Certainly the kid will get fucked up when it gets all the money @ 18, but how would that be worse than if she stuck around?

[WolfCoder]

Yeah, the kid is doomed for strangeness either way, so it does not matter.

[Cyberxion]

I hope that you and your loved ones all die so that I can laugh and make jokes about you. Seriously, this child will suffer as a direct result from this. The child will never have a so called "normal" life.

Yeah, but seeing Anna Nicole on TV, and reading about her in the news over the years, as well as considering the drug-overdose death of her son while he was visiting her in the hospital, it's arguable that the child wouldn't have had one even had she lived. Maybe now her kid can be placed with someone who will ensure that the child lives a safe and healthy life.

That's not to say that you're wrong. Astaroth is being a douche. It's wrong to make light of someone's death like that, when they did you no harm personally.

[Strongbad]

Yeah, but seeing Anna Nicole on TV, and reading about her in the news over the years, as well as considering the drug-overdose death of her son while he was visiting her in the hospital, it's arguable that the child wouldn't have had one even had she lived. Maybe now her kid can be placed with someone who will ensure that the child lives a safe and healthy life.

I certainly hope that this is what happens to the child. I have seen some interviews with people from Anna Nicole's family and they do not seem fit to raise children.

[Mikey_]

yeah, she collapsed and died in a hotel, my guess is drug overdose.

Probably. Which is a shame. I mean, she went out of her way to look healthy with that whole Trimspa thing...