the meaning of life

[b1gwi11]

i have found the meaning of life on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_meaning_of_life

[Ahkei]

No, you dolt.

[Cyberxion]

No, that's a piece on what the meaning of the meaning of life is, along with different examples of what various religions think it is. It's not actually the meaning of life.

[Ton]

I agree with Darth's post, I am now enlightened.

[b1gwi11]

No, that's a piece on what the meaning of the meaning of life is, along with different examples of what various religions think it is. It's not actually the meaning of life.

i kno that.... i was jus messin around

[Raype]

The meaning of life, eh?

*clicks link*

Survival and temporal success

[the meaning of life is]...to eat

Crusher, I hope somebody revoked your wiki editing priveledges.

[Cyberxion]

i kno that.... i was jus messin around

I knew that you knew. I too, was just messing around.

[b1gwi11]

I knew that you knew. I too, was just messing around.

touche!

[johnny blaze]

The meaning of life is to fuck bitches, get money.

[Jackhammer]

Wall of text.

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some
items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course,rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand
and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life.
The rocks are the important things - your family, your
partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job,
your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your
happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."
"Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then...
A student took the jar which the other students and
the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer.
Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.

[Fer!]

Wall of text.

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some
items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course,rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand
and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life.
The rocks are the important things - your family, your
partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job,
your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your
happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."
"Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then...
A student took the jar which the other students and
the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer.
Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

The moral of this tale is: that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.

Written by Ray Thompson.

Good read Jack, it's one of the few good wall o' text.

[Hijuda]

i have found the meaning of life on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_meaning_of_life

That was boring. Everyone knows that the meaning of life is Stephen Colbert.

[Schutzstaffel]

That was boring. Everyone knows that the meaning of life is Stephen Colbert.

This is true.

[Strongbad]

The meaning of life is to fuck bitches, get money.

This is only the 1st part to the meaning of life.

That was boring. Everyone knows that the meaning of life is Stephen Colbert.

This is the 2nd through 100th parts of the meaning of life.

[dkzerov]

great now ill know what to tell my kids if i ever have any.

.....did you ppl ask your parents this question? i dont think i did.