No the dude explaining the video with the crappy looking laptop.Originally Posted by strongbad
Dinos are in the Bible fo sho'.
Dinos are not in the Bible
Dinos may or may not be in the Bible
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No the dude explaining the video with the crappy looking laptop.
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it's kind of like that movie 'We're Back.' except this time Jesus is riding a sauroposeidon as the armageddon arrives.
get on your bikes and ride!
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I could care less, I believe what I believe and I believe that if I live a good life and do right by God I'll be rewarded with an eternity in heaven. If were wrong about God and the Bible, oh well, better safe than sorry.
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Heaven's gotta be getting a little crowded up there.
2000ish years of people dying and all. And its not like its hard to get into, all you gotta do is repent your sin's.
Turn and Burn.
Well, the thing is you have to be more than a good person to get in according to the Bible. You have to accept Jesus as your lord and savor. So, basically, if you are a Jew, Muslim, Scientologist, or just not Christian your pretty well fucked.
You guy are welcome anytimeWe have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.
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Wonder if Dinosaurs are in heaven. Seeing they in the bible and all.
Death before Dishonor
I'm more worried about hell getting too crowded.
That's what I'm saying. I'll eventually get around to repenting for my sins for the past year(s).
Yeah I have accepted him.
Exactly, so hells gotta be more full than heaven.
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You also got keep in mind cars are going up there too
"We put souls into our cars."
Turn and Burn.
Well of course they are!Wonder if Dinosaurs are in heaven. Seeing they in the bible and all.
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Well I got school now so I'm off.
EDIT: Shit, I thought this was the hangout thread! !@#$!@#$%!@#$!
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I'm more worried about hell getting too crowded.
That's what I'm saying. I'll eventually get around to repenting for my sins for the past year(s).Pay attention.
Its a loop hole. I can be as evil as i want, aslong as i repent my sin's while im being judged by God, i will get into heaven.
Turn and Burn.
As long as you know exactly when you are going to die you are all set. Rumor is everyones good friend Jeffery Dahmer became some what of a preacher in prison. So look foward to getting molested and eaten in heaven.Pay attention.
Its a loop hole. I can be as evil as i want, aslong as i repent my sin's while im being judged by God, i will get into heaven.
You guy are welcome anytime
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I repent every monday. Just to be safe.
Turn and Burn.
Best idea ever. I wonder what Billy will think about this one. FUCK YOU BILLY GRAHAM!
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"Can I find "jet" in the bible?Proof:
I got this video from a different message board, but it brings some very strange ideas along with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxQiCg9qpg
Can I find "computer" in the bible?
no, it's a new word.
"Dinosaur" is a new word"
*whacks forehead*
Yeah, it's a well known fact that jesus surfed for net porn and rode into jerusalem on a jet. He had videos all over youtube. Oh, and the ark of the covenant? Actually it only contained a wii. Because that existed back then. EVERYTHING did. Because nothing new ever comes about.
The idea of any new idea is also apparently wrong from the christian viewpoint.
Yep, there were dinosaurs in the bible. I mean Moses was fucking ancient by the time his ass finally croaked. And then there's sprung. Man the kind of whacked stuff he used to do with abraham back in the day.
But the editors took it out.
Seems they both got high and sprung invited ol' abe to a "family bbq". He took it literally. lols were had by all. And therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
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