Dinosaurs in the Bible

[Jase]

Who Jesus?

Many know him as Chuck Norris.

[Elmdor]

Chuck Norris is really fucking old.

On Topic: k.

[Hijuda]

Chuck Norris is really fucking old.

Chuck Norris does not get old. Time gets Chuck Norris.

[Dinosaurman]

Yeah,
his beard can cure cancer.
Chuck Norris that is,
not this jesus geezer everyones banging on about.

[Jetsetlemming]

He actually has a sweet DVD that has stuff like that on it too.

The real question here is, what about Adam and Eve, where they cave men or what? Cave men in the bible yo. So I vote for the cave fetus.

Well fuck, people that make religous art would sure have an easier time with Genesis if they could just cover Eve with body hair. No more bothering with strategically placed leaves and snakes.

[Strongbad]

Well fuck, people that make religous art would sure have an easier time with Genesis if they could just cover Eve with body hair. No more bothering with strategically placed leaves and snakes.

That would be amazing. I wonder how people would feel about Adam and Eve being apes. Religion mixed with evolution. Imagine how it would be depicted. It looks like I have a religion to start.

[youthquake]

dinotopia was atlantis.

jesus came to earth as a fireball and whisked them away. the result of this was a giant flood from the impact. one cave man, Noah, built a raft and refused the drowning dinos on board.

however, another cave man, John Hammond, created a larger raft and let some come on. They floated for forty days until the flood subsided and landed on an island near present day Costa Rica.

[Strongbad]

dinotopia was atlantis.

jesus came to earth as a fireball and whisked them away. the result of this was a giant flood from the impact. one cave man, Noah, built a raft and refused the drowning dinos on board.

however, another cave man, John Hammond, created a larger raft and let some come on. They floated for forty days until the flood subsided and landed on an island near present day Costa Rica.

Just checking with you, but I am pretty sure that they live in Gary Indiana with Biggie, Tupac, and Elvis right?

[Jetsetlemming]

Don't just make Adam and Eve ape-men...
Make them chimpanzees. You could do a live-action "In the beginning" movie with an all-animal cast! Dunno how you'd get a chimp and a snake to get along, though. I recommend drugs.

[Vesper]

The dinosaurs are in the Garden of Eden... before they evolved into birds and cows.

[Strongbad]

Don't just make Adam and Eve ape-men...
Make them chimpanzees. You could do a live-action "In the beginning" movie with an all-animal cast! Dunno how you'd get a chimp and a snake to get along, though. I recommend drugs.

I'd rather not see the chimp and snake get along. It will just be an alternate version of the story.

[Vesper]

I'd rather not see the chimp and snake get along. It will just be an alternate version of the story.

Hot.

The bible states that they were made in God's image. I don't think God is an ape.

But it does prove one thing. God is gay, literally.

[Strongbad]

Hot.
The bible states that they were made in God's image. I don't think God is an ape.

So very naive. What else can talk to snakes besides Apes?

[Vesper]

Wasn't the snake really Satan in a disguise? I'm pretty sure I remember the bible stating that,

[Strongbad]

Wasn't the snake really Satan in a disguise? I'm pretty sure I remember the bible stating that,

Yes. And because this has yet to be stated, the identity of the forbidden fruit is also unknown. It may have been an apple but it just of easily could have been something else.