Heard this one the other day and laughed a lot.
Q: What's the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic?
A: Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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Heard this one the other day and laughed a lot.
Q: What's the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside the abortion clinic?
A: Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger.
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My apologies if this has already been posted but it's one of my personal favorites:
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Spoiler warning:
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have we gone over michael jackson jokes yet?
-punchlines-
Q:how do u know it's bedtime at the jackson manor?
Q:what did the woman say to mj at the beach?
Q:why did mj appear on stage with one white glove?
Q:why did mj get fired from animal rights?
Q:why did mj get fired from the cub scouts?
Q:what is the difference between mj and a whale?
Q:why did mj go to k-mart?
Q:what warnings can be found at both neverland ranch and the grocery store?
-stories-
about a week before micheal jackson died, farah fawcett was visited by an angel, this angel spoke to her very sweetly and told her "it's time, but before we go, you get one wish to decide your fate, something selfless to carry you through the afterlife...what will it be?" farah thought about it for a second then spoke the most selfless thing could think of "i want all the children of the world to be safe" with that request farah was taken straight to heaven and 3 days later michael jackson died of a drug overdose.
after the death of micheal jackson, his will was carefully reviewed...at first he asked to speak to his sister janet privately "my dear sister, i grant you my estate, this way you may carry on my legacy" second, he spoke with his mother "to you i give my amassed fortune, this way you can make the choices i would have made" finally he requested to speak to his plastic surgeon "after i die, i want the plastic that you put into my body to be recycled and made into legos, this way small children can continue to play with me"
-answers-
A:when the big hand touches the little hand
A:"excuse me sir, your in my son"
A:the other was at the dry cleaners
A:blowing bubbles
A:he was up to a pack a day
Ane's black and white and encourages kids to touch it's blow-hole, the other one is shamoo
A:he heard little boys pants were half off
A:they both contain white objects that are hazardous to children as a main foundation
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