Internet Addiction, and the stupid biased tests that come along for the ride.

[Ahkei]

http://www.netaddiction.com/resource...ction_test.htm

I got 67.

You are experiencing occasional or frequent problems because of the Internet. You should consider their full impact on your life.

And here's some extended answers I typed up:

How often do you find that you stay on-line longer than you intended?

I never 'intend' to stay on for a certain time. I intend to stay on until I fall asleep.

How often do you neglect household chores to spend more time on-line?

I have a mother to do that shit.

How often do you prefer the excitement of the Internet to intimacy with your partner?

Excitement on the internet fuels my intamacy with my partner.

How often do your grades or school work suffer because of the amount of time you spend on-line?

I learn more from the internet than any teacher at my school could teach me.

How often do you fear that life without the Internet would be boring, empty, and joyless?

Life without internet is boring, empty, and joyless.

How often do you snap, yell, or act annoyed if someone bothers you while you are on-line?

I'm not acting annoyed.

[Corey]

"You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage." i got a 32. most didn't even apply. the answers didn't have a never choice.

[Ragnar]

The Internet Addiction Test is the first validated and reliable measure of addictive use of the Internet.

Great, really reliable there. The first time I filled it out it gave me a 20, filling every checkbox doesn't work. I totally nailed 100 the second time around though, I'm just that cool

Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.

[Saber]

Got 16 - "You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage."

[Elmdor]

24 points. Yay!

Tests go in the hang out, yo.

[Cookie Monster]

I scored 23, I'm not a winnah :/

[Vesper]

34

You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.

[Tassadar]

30

You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.

I have a friend who is addicted to the Internet.

[kupo]

I'm addicted; I don't need to take a test to find that out.

[polobunny]

Blah blah, should consider the impact.

[polokitty]

13 Bitches, i have uber controll

[woodman]

28.

You are an average on-line user. You fail innernetz...

[polobunny]

13 Bitches, i have uber controll

Or you're not honest with yourself.

[polokitty]

Or you're not honest with yourself.

thats what she said

[polobunny]

thats what she said

After saying she didn't like anal sex.