Australia Day official thread! (OR) ATTN: Ton

[maca]

Aussies who have never drank Fosters, that's pretty strange. They call it skippy's piss over here.

Neither do I, although Light Ice is pretty common for some reason. But the thing with Fosters is this: The stuff they sell as Fosters overseas isn't even the same beer they sell here as Fosters. The name is licensed out to brewery's that want to use it, so the actual taste differs a bit from country to country.

Yeah, I was thinking that, because the same goes for Guinness, I've tried the stuff they sell in some other countries and it tasted like shit, even worse than the stuff they sell at home.

[Strongbad]

Fucking racist.

I phrased it that way in hopes of a similar response.

[Jase]

THANK YOU STUPID AMERICANS!

Those people are retards. If it's considered such, it's only because people are way too fucking gullible, and will believe anything that advertising tells them to.

SHAZAM! You are now australian!

[Jase]

Aussies who have never drank Fosters, that's pretty strange. They call it skippy's piss over here.

Ive never drank it, nor will i... Tastes liek shit. Coldies FTW.

[Ahkei]

Aussies who have never drank Fosters, that's pretty strange. They call it skippy's piss over here.

For good reason, I'd imagine.

[Strongbad]

KAZAAM! You are now australian!

Shaq has the power to turn people into australians?

[Jase]

Shaq has the power to turn people into australians?

Shaq has the power to cripple any female he fucks.

[Dr Mario]

Shaq has the power to turn people into australians?

Of course. We can't all be british convicts.

[Strongbad]

Shaq has the power to cripple any female he fucks.

Wow, that was uncalled for. But, yeah, he must have a huge dick.

Of course. We can't all be british convicts.

lol

[_M_]

Ilovefirearms drinks it all the time... ZING!

Does that mean Arabs are more american then americans?

ZING!

For use of the word zing.

Actually my favorite beer is Guinness. Although we do drink alot of coors light which is very stereotypical of us. Anyways...

Hey, EASY THERE, I'll get over the fact that you're a douche bag but no one is more american than americans, we take pride in being american so we like to blow shit up.

[Ahkei]

but no one is more american than americans, we take pride in being american so we like to blow shit up.

Well get the fuck out of my Australia Day thread.

[Strongbad]

Well get the fuck out of my Australia Day thread.

Lets throw another shr...............sorry.

[_M_]

Well get the fuck out of my Australia Day thread.

whatever, whatever, whatever I do what I want.

I'll go make an American thread. And put some more shrimp on.... nevermind

[Jase]

For use of the word zing.

Actually my favorite beer is Guinness. Although we do drink alot of coors light which is very stereotypical of us. Anyways...

Hey, EASY THERE, I'll get over the fact that you're a douche bag but no one is more american than americans, we take pride in being american so we like to blow shit up.

There is so much wrong with that post its not funny:
Guinness = NOT australian, this thread IS australian.
The drinks we are talking about, mainly aussie icons. Yours is not KTHXBAI.

Also calling me a douche, while you have the username "Ilovefirearms" um yeah wow....

Now leave this thread KTHXBAI.

Side note: Mods if you think that im not being on topic, and flaming, you are wrong being an asshole is what aussies do best, thus im on topic ^__^

[Strongbad]

There is so much wrong with that post its not funny:
Guinness = NOT australian, this thread IS australian.
The drinks we are talking about, mainly aussie icons. Yours is not KTHXBAI.

Also calling me a douche, while you have the username "Ilovefirearms" um yeah wow....

Now leave this thread KTHXBAI.

Side note: Mods if you think that im not being on topic, and flaming, you are wrong being an asshole is what aussies do best, thus im on topic ^__^

That there is typical aussie.