Australia Day official thread! (OR) ATTN: Ton

[Dr Mario]

My nan wouldn't let me climb it. Bullshit I say.

Bullshit indeed. It's not like the tour guides throw people off the top. Least, not anymore.

[Elmdor]

Aussie girls, never ugly? Their ancestors were british rejects for crying out
loud.

Also, Darth is a wuss.

[maca]

Fosters is about the only beer I've tasted I don't like, though I drink it sometimes because it's half the price of all the other pints in the pub.

[Jase]

XXXX. How can you drink that hick stuff?

edit: Fsck, it's Aussie day here already and I have no booze whatsoever. Must remember to pick some up for the bbq.

Ilovefirearms drinks it all the time... ZING!

Also its spelt BBQ, not bbq dipshit.

You bet your ass we are.

We are? Im more of a non burnt tan colour, oh wait im a wog, my mistake, carry on whitie.

I noticed that Australian gals are never ugly.
I'm gonna live there someday. I want to go near that big rock, too.

That is true, also i fucked a model, i win.
Also if you talk to Mr Miller, his coming to australia to vist moi, we are goin to go out and pick up hot girls, cos thats how i roll nowdays.

Aussie girls, never ugly? Their ancestors were british rejects for crying out
loud.

Also, Darth is a wuss.

We have 50+ beaches and hot weather, england has what now?


Also, why is the Australia day thread in Hangout, but i bet you 50 bucks the 4th of july or whatever the fuck it is will be in F4A, and pretty much contain people saying:
Yeah man i let off a fire cracker, nothing like blowing up a bit of america for country pride!!

If thats true, does that mean Arabs are more american then americans?

ZING!

[Elmdor]

We have 50+ beaches and hot weather, england has what now?

Also, why is the Australia day thread in Hangout, but i bet you 50 bucks the 4th of july or whatever the fuck it is will be in F4A, and pretty much contain people saying:
Yeah man i let off a fire cracker, nothing like blowing up a bit of america for country pride!!

If thats true, does that mean Arabs are more american then americans?

ZING!

Uh.. Emirates Stadium?

I sure hope so. America rocks.

[Ton]

Fosters is about the only beer I've tasted I don't like, though I drink it sometimes because it's half the price of all the other pints in the pub.

I don't know anyone here who drinks Fosters, nor have i ever had it myself, it's like the sell-out of Aussie beers.

[Dr Mario]

I don't know anyone here who drinks Fosters, nor have i ever had it myself, it's like the sell-out of Aussie beers.

Neither do I, although Light Ice is pretty common for some reason. But the thing with Fosters is this: The stuff they sell as Fosters overseas isn't even the same beer they sell here as Fosters. The name is licensed out to brewery's that want to use it, so the actual taste differs a bit from country to country.

[Ahkei]

I don't know anyone here who drinks Fosters, nor have i ever had it myself, it's like the sell-out of Aussie beers.

I've never had it. People overseas think it's some sort of Aussie icon.

[Jase]

I've never had it. People overseas think it's some sort of Aussie icon.

Steve Irwin ring a bell?

Also BBQ at my place at 1:30, we are having prawns, and drugs

[Ahkei]

Steve Irwin ring a bell?

Also BBQ at my place at 1:30, we are having prawns, and drugs

In before "Toss another shrimp on the barbie".

[Jase]

In before "Toss another shrimp on the barbie".

Thats why are are doin it, we want to be "token" aussies by throwing shrimp on the barbie, even thou they are called prawns, and its a BBQ not a barbie doll.

THANK YOU STUPID AMERICANS!

[Ahkei]

Thats why are are doin it, we want to be "token" aussies by throwing shrimp on the barbie, even thou they are called prawns, and its a BBQ not a barbie doll.

THANK YOU STUPID AMERICANS!

Good thinking.

[Cyberxion]

I've never had it. People overseas think it's some sort of Aussie icon.

Those people are retards. If it's considered such, it's only because people are way too fucking gullible, and will believe anything that advertising tells them to.

[Strongbad]

THANK YOU STUPID AMERICANS!

That coming from an Island of heathens, seriously though, I never try to talk like your people and I don't say silly things like that.

[Ahkei]

That coming from an Island of heathens, seriously though, I never try to talk like your people and I don't say silly things like that.

Fucking racist.