Cyber's Advice Thread: The Second...Coming.

[Cyberxion]

Yeah, so my previous advice thread was lost in the great purge of '07, which really gets up my ass more than say, losing a couple of posts or some rep. Anyway, this thread is the second coming of that advice thread. Ask your questions and I'll answer them.

[polokitty]

what happened to your rants and raves...... advice?

[Cookie Monster]

I didn't see this 2nd coming coming

So, there's a certain web host I'd like to punish, with severity, and I know I should not do it cos excesive violence it's something our society don't like too much, but I can't take the idea out of my mind.

I.. we should do it, shouldn't we, dear Cyber?

[Cyberxion]

Well, in cases in which excessive violence seems like the only solution, and indeed would make you feel better about the whole situation, I say kill 'em all and let God sort them out.

I'm pretty sure that a majority of the people working at your web-host don't have a clue about anything having to do with you or the problem that has you feeling so inclined to violence, but as they work with people who do, they're guilty by association. And as slaughtering all your enemies and their associates will send the message to other web-hosting services that fucking around with Cookie is a bad idea, a mass culling would be the idea solution to your problem.

As far as society goes, if they knew the extent of your rage, I'm sure that there's not a judge or jury in the world who would convict you. Also, if society protests, you can kill the fuck out of them too.

Or maybe you could write them a nasty letter. Whatever works for you.

[Cookie Monster]

... they are all guilty by association ... kill the whole society ... no letter ...

Huh, yeah, I'm taking notes, I knew your wise advices would be the solution to all my problems, thanks Cyber

[Fer!]

... they are all guilty by association ... kill the whole society ... no letter ...

Huh, yeah, I'm taking notes, I knew your wise advices would be the solution to all my problems, thanks Cyber

You can take this as inspiration Cookie.

[Cyberxion]

Please do not hijack my thread with useless Youtube videos. This is for advice only! I will so fucking murder you....

[Fer!]

Please do not hijack my thread with useless Youtube videos. This is for advice only! I will so fucking murder you....

Alright then. Skullfucking will it be?

[Raype]

It burns when I pee, and I no matter where I go people are laughing at me. To top it all off, I can't stop masturbating.

Help me cyber.

*goes back to fapping*

[Cyberxion]

If we're to believe half your claims regarding your lengendary exploits, then it's likely that you've managed to get a VD or two from your one night stands with both the Lock Ness Monster and Bigfoot. So to quell the burning in your loins, as well as keep yourself from masturbating, might I suggest that you sever your penis and sell it to science?

I'm sure that some enterprising young scientist would be more than willing to take your wang off of your hands, both literally and figuratively, in order to glean some incite into the sexual habits of those fabeled monsters, as well as those nifty new VDs that only they could give you. It'd net you some cash and solve all your problems, and it also benefits science. So why not do it?