Top 100 IRC/Chat quotes

[Evans]

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

*shakes head*

Your guess.

[SegNin]

Hey guys! I just discovered Sprung's IRC nick. :X

#1733 +(-3)- [X]

<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts
<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved

2 more.

#1753 +(2385)- [X]

<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

#1897 +(624)- [X]

<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep...

[Raype]

that's sprung all right.

or maybe this is

<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?

<Rift> i ditch girls for video games all the time
<@monk-work> toggling between your porn window and your gaming window does not qualify as "ditching girls for video games"

<Grid> Hey Psyko, if the world was gonna end in 3 minutes, what would you do?
<Psyko> I'D SCREW ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!! What would you do?
<Grid> ... ... ... I'd stand very very still. o.o;

<dr00d> gd, my gf is so fucking stupid
<stupid> shit, you found out about that?

Makes sense...
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh

<Phil> i wish my girlfriend was into DDR
<knuck> i wish my girlfriend didnt end in .jpg

KeithX: Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women.
Keithx: Can women block pop ups for you? No.
Keithx: Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.

I may have found Dingy's IRC username....
<Tscully> Gimme a C!
<Lich> C!
<MikeB> C
<A_Flayer> C!!
<Tscully> Gimme a H!
<Lich> H!
<MikeB> H
<A_Flayer> H!
<Tscully> Gimme a EESE!
<Lich> EESE...
<MikeB> EESE!
<A_Flayer> EESE
<Tscully> Gimme a CAKE!
<Lich> CAKE!
<MikeB> CAKE
<A_Flayer> CAKE!!
*Tscully runs off with the three cakes
<Tscully> Suckers.