Crazy things teenagers say on other forums

[Ryan]

Topic Title: help !!!!!!!

Post: hey guys i need help 2day i waked off 3 times cause its been a long time since i had the chance and theres now a lump on my penis lyk its a weird shape and it hurts to touch wat happened.

Thats the best thing I read in my entire life...Internet wise that is.

[brit]

There were two shiny examples of the internet population in that first post.

Topic Title: help !!!!!!!

Post: hey guys i need help 2day i waked off 3 times cause its been a long time since i had the chance and theres now a lump on my penis lyk its a weird shape and it hurts to touch wat happened.

Topic Title: so the anus?!?

Post: hi im 16 an i live in tornonto. me and my GF are like experamenting now and she heard froma a frieand that like anus sex is better bcs she cants get pragnent and that it also feel much bettah. dis friend is 19 i think she may be knowing what she talkin about.soz i was wondoring befor me and my GF do dis tomorow is da anus also known as her bellybutton?!1 i can see how that wont make her pragent and maybe she like it alot but i don think i will like it becase I never saw that in a porno movie.maybe its somathing just for the girl!?

[Ryan]

was wondoring befor me and my GF do dis tomorow is da anus also known as her bellybutton?

What??? Just shoot him now.

[Hijuda]

I'm waiting for one of the morons to find our little thread here and comment, often questioning the position of the anus.

I endorse the emotion of summoning the Eradicator and brutally slaughtering each and every one of these fuckers.

[Terill]

Wow, no wonder some many people hate teenagers... their not evil...thier stupid.

[Dingy]

Topic Title: I hit my ex gf today and her friends.

Post: my previous post you would understand my situation.today my ex slap me so i got fed up and punch her and all her friends jump me and i take them all down.now everyone after me.what should i do?

Learn English.

This is like a Grarror (Grammar+Horror) Book. All the poor grammar makes me want to kill myself. Yes, I'm anal about grammar and anal not bellybuttonal.

[legoman]

hey don't call all teens stupid

*looks at terill angrily for a few seconds, then loses intrest*

[austinsanity]

crazy thing i saw on another forum:

crazy4ugirl [no joke handle thats for real]: omg i think justin timberlake shoud be president of the united states!!!! with a bod like that you can tell he makes the right decisions, not just for himself but for everyone

[naoki1980]

LOLX, teenagers in the states seems to have so much problems and comments in life Teenagers in my region tends to get a bit boring

[Ahkei]

I fully registered there, and shall start my crusade of sarcastic and/or witty replys to the stupidest threads.

[Ahkei]

Holy fucking LOL!

Much as this is a topic that most of us never tire of, there comes a time when a thread just gathers TOO many replies and is no longer manageable, and the previous Official Penis Size thread finally reached that point.

Accordingly, I have archived that one and am creating this new one to replace it. But fear not! Those of you who are interested in reviewing the pages and pages and pages of old comments and replies need go no further than this link to see them: http://forums.govteen.com/showthread.php?t=105992 Although you will no longer be able to post there, you will still be able to see all the comments...perhaps your own comments from your days way-back-when you only had 2 inches yourself!

Have fun!! And don't forget to vote in the poll. BUT ONLY VOTE IN THE POLL IF YOU HAVE A PENIS!!!

Oh, and for consistency, before voting in the poll, please be sure you are measuring your penis as follows. This is generally agreed upon by most sex researchers as the "correct" way:

1) Stand with a full erection.

2) If the top of your penis is relatively flat with no upward or downward curve, you may use either a measuring tape or a ruler to measure the distance along the top of your penis from where your penis attaches to your body out to the tip of the head (the pee-hole). The ruler should NOT be "pushed in" to your body while measuring. Just let it touch your abdomen gently without pressure. Do not measure along the side or bottom of your penis; that will result in a larger measurement but it is not the official one used by most sex statisticians.

3) If your penis is curved in any direction (which is also normal), it would be more accurate to use a measuring tape. Measure as above, allowing the tape to curve and bend to follow the contour of your penis.
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Like, this forum is full on....

Edit: Puberty101: Chicks section is officially funny as fuck.

[Jase]

Edit: Puberty101: Chicks section is officially funny as fuck.

Hey, im the fucking mod there, dont make me ban you!!!

[KnightofNachos]

Holy fucking LOL!

Wow, it's actually a bell curve so the kids are actually being truthful. Surprising.

SA has some good and sometimes disgusting messageboards they feature in the Weekend Web segment. Two of my favorites without being pretty bad to post here are these:

[Dingy]

ok....I know that alot (ok...some) guys masturbate with other guys. Do girls ever do that or would doing that be calling yourselves lesbians? Just wondering and sorry if this has already been asked....lol.

I think the only remotely sane question I found to which the answer is not 'learn some English' or 'grow up' or 'rofflollerz'.
Well, apart from..

What did you notice first -- your breasts growing or your pubic hair? And were you especially looking, or just happen to see it or did someone point it out to you?

*wonders how many people there are out there who quote stuff from EP on a thread called 'Weird things geeks say on other forums*

[Clive]

I think we should invade these forums.