Crazy things teenagers say on other forums
I saw this posted on another forum. The topic creator posted all these topics that were posted on some teenager forum, and the things they say are funny as hell. I'll post a few for now, but there'll be some more, even weirder ones later. All these posts were meant to be serious seeing as how there are no joke topics on wherever this other forum is. #11 is my favorite by far, so much that I sigged him.
POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE
#1:
Topic Title: Walking Around House Naked
Post: Does anybody here like intentionally walking around the house without any clothes (without anybody else home, obviously.) I find it gives me some kind of nudist-like pleasure.
Response: I do it and so duz my whole family it makes me horny sumtimes
#2:
Topic Title: I trim my pubes, but should I trim butt hair?
Post: Hello everyone! I have another username on here but forgot the password. I was wondering if I should trim the hair in my butt crack and between my balls and thighs. I trim everything that you can see from the front.
#3:
Topic Title: help !!!!!!!
Post: hey guys i need help 2day i waked off 3 times cause its been a long time since i had the chance and theres now a lump on my penis lyk its a weird shape and it hurts to touch wat happened
#4:
Topic Title: Has my lil sis discovered Masturbation???
Post: Im a little scared right now...Im 16 and my sister is 13(just so you know).I was in the bathroom about 20 min ago and from my sisters room(right next to the bathroom) I heard her bed creaking. when I open the bathroom door I heard my sister softly moaning. I then asked her if she put her retainers in and the noise stopped. She answered me and then I once again heard the noises. Im a little scared and wierded out to think my sister has discovered masturbation. Was she masturbating or is this just some strange wierd discusting coincidence? Girls please help and answer!!!</i>
#5:
Topic Title: a guy talkin ****
Post: just wondering what i should do bout this guy, last night i was talkin to one of my friends and i told my friend that this one ugly as dirt, gross, filled with stds girl use to like me, then i fell asleep (we were on a school bus on the way back from a basketball game). well this one kid over heard it and said that i should have taken the gross girl cuz thats all i could get. now to explain this guy talkin **** a lil more. im 16, he's 15. im liked by most of the people in the school, he isnt. not only that but he's been rejected by just as many girls as i have and the only girls he's dated since i've known him are in the 7th grade (he's a sophomore). my thought was i was gonna throw him into a locker, tell him that if he doesnt shut his ****in mouth he'll regret it, then just let him go to think bout it. does that sound pretty good?
#6:
Topic Title: No one wants to talk to me
Post: Whenever I sign into MSN no-one ever messages me, I'll sit in "ONLINE" and not one of my friends or contacts will message me. I feel so alone and depressed when this happens because I think no-one wants anything to do with me. I am always the one that starts to talk. There is only 1 guy that I know who always is the one that starts the convo and I don't even know him as a close friend. I go to people's houses and see how when they sign in people start to talk right away. Not for me
Do you find your the one that starts the convo or does everyone seem to want to start it when you come online?
#7:
Topic Title: I hit my ex gf today and her friends.
Post: my previous post you would understand my situation.today my ex slap me so i got fed up and punch her and all her friends jump me and i take them all down.now everyone after me.what should i do?
*NOTE* He got banned for posting this.
This is part of #7:, he posted a reply to someones post:
Post: I had the right reason to hit her because ever since i broke up with her she been spreading **** to her friends that i abused her which i didnt so she and her friends cant stop ***** slapping me and i got fed up today.
#8:
Topic Title: =( PLEASE REARegain trust
Post: I've been thinkin aboput posting this or not forever, and evidently i decided to post it, so, here goes.
My computer has the most juvenile parental blocks on it ever. I can't go to google, ask.com, dogpile, dictionary.com, jackinworld, in fact, i'm lucky it allows me to go to this site. My problem is that this because when i first discovered pron i looked at it a lot cuz it had a novelty to it, so ever since, my mom locked down my comp. I need a way to regain her trust . It's been this way for at least a year. She's super strict with the comp. though. I haven't looked at porn in so long that just seeing a girl (with clothes on)usually gets me hard to a decent extent until I masturbate. I really want to do this, but also , in your opinion, is it better for me to stay like this, technically i'm decieving my mom. Besides, i'm used to it now, but its just that i've resorted to resources as low as the radio to get off to.
ADVICE, PLEASE
(He is 13 years old)
WARNING: #9 SERIOUS CASE OF ANGST AND I MEAN SERIOUS
#9:
Topic Title: Life Or Death? Death
Post: Bottom Line Is That Parents Have Takin Every Right And Freedom I Have. My Parents Do Not Treat Me Like I Am There Son, I May Be Adopted But I Am not Going To Be Taken Advanceive Of. They Expect To Much And I Tried Of It So I Am Asking You What Better LIFE OR DEATH Becasuse Death Sounds Alot Better Than Anything Right Now. I Have No Life I Have No Friends All The Friends I Have My Parent Have Told Them To Stay Away From Me. I Use To Have A Life, I Use To Be Popular, But Me Parents Have takin Everything Away From Me. Now In Return I Will Give Them A Memory That Will Haunt Their Life Forever I Will Show Them How Much Hate They Have Filled Me With. Then We Will See How Much They Really Care. I Am Filled With Some Love and Detication, But Every Year That Has Past Hate Has Been Building InSide. They Say Parents Love There Child, Well They Just Use Me. Nothing Please Them Grades in School Have To Be At A All The Time, Even Test Quizes, HomeWork, If I have a grade lower than An A They Take More Of My Life Away. SO DEATH CAN PRETTY MUCH SOLVE ALL THESE PROBLEMS. This Time There Is Nothing In my way no friends, no family members, nothing can stop. Its just a matter of time and the last person to push me to the last stran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There Will Be no more Jason Barringer in comstock park!!!!! I Will finally Have My Life Back!
"Littler Kritter Always win!!!!!!!!" Death. I Control My Life No One Else. So You Choose Life Or Death
#10:
Topic Title: help me become anorexic
Post: Hey everyone, im 15 and i think im fat. i've tried to become anorexic so many times but i just cant do it. i have so much access to food. i weigh 135 pounds and im only 15!!! so if u have any helpful tips on how to not eat when ur hungry PLEASE tell me!!! LOVE U ALL!!! and dont post if all your gonna say is "dont do that its bad" PLEASE give me some ideas!!! THANX
(#10 is a female obviously)
WARNING: OFFENSIVE AND XD WORTHY
#11:
Topic Title: so the anus?!?
Post: hi im 16 an i live in tornonto. me and my GF are like experamenting now and she heard froma a frieand that like anus sex is better bcs she cants get pragnent and that it also feel much bettah. dis friend is 19 i think she may be knowing what she talkin about.soz i was wondoring befor me and my GF do dis tomorow is da anus also known as her bellybutton?!1 i can see how that wont make her pragent and maybe she like it alot but i don think i will like it becase I never saw that in a porno movie.maybe its somathing just for the girl!?
anus
