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    no, me no like big boobies cuz they seldom are proportional to the girl.

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    Thinking about it, this being a forum maybe we have a pretty confined audience for this question, less of the old perverts who go for the oversized breasts maybe?

    Oh maybe we have one.
    *waits for sprungs opinion*

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher
    And if you need to know, my comrade in war is pretty well endowed, around 9.2 inches in length I believe, doesn't curve and is as thick as a a soda can. OMG LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME WRITE JAWS!
    thats better lol

    Edit: damn you norgus! damn you for mentioning that before I!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey
    thats better lol

    Edit: damn you norgus! damn you for mentioning that before I!!!
    WTF?

    Too bad we can't post our favorite kind of boobs here...

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    well, you ARE a super mod we'll post our fav types of boobs and if we get in trouble, you bail us out. or die

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    There's quite a huge difference between mammary glands and male genitalia I'd say. Not counting the points already made, a man could only get one job by having gifted genitals (porn star), while a woman uses her breasts to get everything and anything that she'd ever need.
    Men and women are also judged differently in value. A woman is considered to be of maximum worth in her teens and early 20's because that's when she is most physically attractive. However, a man's worth is judged by personality, skill, and power (money) more than aesthetics. These three stats usually increase with age.
    A woman's physical appearance indicates her health and ability to rear young, and the man's ability to provide for her is his selling point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey
    well, you ARE a super mod we'll post our fav types of boobs and if we get in trouble, you bail us out. or die
    I obey the rules. At least most of them. o.o

    Great post KoN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crusher
    Great post KoN.
    That's what your mom said last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightofNachos
    There's quite a huge difference between mammary glands and male genitalia I'd say. Not counting the points already made, a man could only get one job by having gifted genitals (porn star), while a woman uses her breasts to get everything and anything that she'd ever need.
    Men and women are also judged differently in value. A woman is considered to be of maximum worth in her teens and early 20's because that's when she is most physically attractive. However, a man's worth is judged by personality, skill, and power (money) more than aesthetics. These three stats usually increase with age.
    A woman's physical appearance indicates her health and ability to rear young, and the man's ability to provide for her is his selling point.
    thank you for that so what kinda breasts do you like? assuming you like breasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightofNachos
    That's what your mom said last night.
    YOU MET MY MOM ON THE INTRAWEB???++ o i c

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikey
    so what kinda breasts do you like? assuming you like breasts.
    Small to medium I suppose. I'm honestly more of a face guy, breasts aren't as important.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KnightofNachos
    Small to medium I suppose. I'm honestly more of a face guy, breasts aren't as important.
    naturally. faces are the 1st thing you notice, i think. you can tell alot about a woman by the look of their face.

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    Like most fat men, my friend has breasts. He's cool.
    Last edited by Kazuya; 14th-December-2005 at 22:29. Reason: "Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy."
    As long as you got the power and the pad, you'll get the womens.

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    please tell me you don't play with your male friends' breasts

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    If he annoys me, I smack his boobs up.
    But like most fat men, he'll use his weight to overpower me.
    Last edited by Kazuya; 14th-December-2005 at 22:31. Reason: "The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons."
    As long as you got the power and the pad, you'll get the womens.

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