The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[Evans]

I love boys in blouses!

This site is invaded by spamming newbies.

Welcome back, Omega.

[Raype]

I am being invaded by spamming newbies.

Not now I have a bad back Omega.

Thanks. Just got back from my little Christmas break/vacation (Halifax still sucks BTW) . Looks like that 50 post limit for the UL service is really causing some spammage. Everyone hates spam.

[Evans]

Every now and then, I eat sperm.

It freaking is. Annoying, to say the least.

[Vivi]

Thanks. Just got back from my little Christmas break/anal sex (anal still sucks BTW) . Looks like that 50 post limit for the UL service is really causing some spammage. Everyone hates me.

Couldn't agree more myself.

[Evans]

Couldn't finger myself more.

We all know that.

[Vivi]

We all do that.

Faggot.

[Raype]

I am a Faggot.

Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer.

[Vivi]

Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer.

You failed to quote me properly, that's a diss in its own. Nice one.

[Evans]

Which way to the whorehouse? I need a prostitute or a beer. In other words, where's my mother?

Issshhh. Zing.

[Raype]

You nailed me properly. You have a Nice one.

I am sitting in front of my computer typing this. I will now click post.

[Paul2005]

I am shitting in front of my computer typing this. I will now lick the floor clean.

i hope my computers hard drive survives long enough for me to back everything up.

[SegNin]

i hope my companion's hard dick is long enough for me to feel in the back of my gullet.

Meh, so I went with the obvious misquote. Sue me, it's almost New Year's here.

[Anonymous]

Meh, so I went with the crappiest misquote. Sue me, it's almost New Year's here.

No, sir, I have the crappiest misquote.

[punkrocker]

i like pie
i like woman
i like water

[Raype]

i like penis
i like man
i like Toilet water

It's now 2006, Where's my flying car dammit?