The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[Lyger]

I love the skeet

why do i get no respect

[Great Mizuti]

why do i get no head

[punkrocker]

i want a big piece of candy
i am hyper with candy
yipicayo.

[Lyger]

i want a big piece of man meat i am hyper with spermyipicayo.

[punkrocker]

dam you are so funny lyger lmao and cant stop laughing.

[punkrocker]

i like candy
i like psp
i cant take it anymore.

[Xaenn]

i like writing sentences that will undoubtedly lead to sexual content
i like men
i cant take it from you anymore.

When will this thread get more interesting and on track?

[Evans]

When will this orgy get more interesting and back on my crack?

I have no idea... You?

[Xaenn]

I have no brain... You?

Yeah, I'm quite happy with how mine is working out for me.

[Evans]

Yeah, I'm quite unhappy with how my dick isn't working out when with a woman.

What's new?

[Ahkei]

What's Lew?

I dunno. You tell me.

[Evans]

I dunno. You fuck me.

Nah, no thanks.

[Ahkei]

5? Nah, ten spanks.

[MoloMowChow]

Thou shalt be casted into the eternal fire!!!!

BURN!!! WRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!

[Raype]

Thou shalt be encased in the eternal Liar!!!!

BURN from his STDs!!!

I don't know what to say....this post is bumping the thread anyway...

I realize that quote sucked, let's see you do better with this one

I love Booze and Boobs!