The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[McGuinty]

This thread aint so bad afterall. However, by the time someone says something, 8 people have already quoted it.

I thought about that when I started the thread, but it's working out okay, just keep throwing wood on the fire and see how high the flames go.

This orgy aint so bad afterall. However, by the time I get my pants off, 8 people have already had their way with my balloon knot.

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!

[Kazuya]

This thread aint big enough for my mouth. However, by the time someone says I like to swallow pickled tomatoes, 8 people have already spanked me.

I enjoy riding my bike during the summer. It's hard to move through snow in my bike.

[Xaenn]

I've noticed that 99% of the misquotes are sexual in nature. What fun!

I guess that goes to show what people are thinking about.

I've noticed that 99% of my friends have ended up in jail for crimes that are sexual in nature. What fun!

I'll try and take it off of that train of thought then. However someone is bound to drag it back.

[McGuinty]

Why take the high road? Sex jokes are the bread and butter of this thread.

I'll try and take it off to a Barry Manilow song. However no one is bound to throw money at me.

Some people just weren't made to take the heat.

[Xaenn]

I think the more of the original quote you can use, the better.

Some people just weren't made to take it off in the heat of summer. Nobody wants to see 300 pounds of flesh.

When I look into your eyes, I can see the stars. (This should be good)

[McGuinty]

Yes I also like it better the more of the quote i can keep. Which is why i'm not even gonna touch yours. I've got nothing, somebody else can try. Evans or polobunny.

I enjoy reading my books during the summer. It's hard to survive outdoors with my snow white skin. My bike has very rusty chains.

Blogs have brought almost as many stupid people online as AOL.

[MoloMowChow]

My ass have brought pain to many stupid people online as Hitler did.

I would beat you in Counterstrike!!!

[Paul Miller]

I would beat you off

He would, too.
Bean bag chairs.

[Sprung]

I would screw lean fag pairs.

[polobunny]

I would, too.
Big bag Evans. Mmm

Lookout, Sprung posted before me!

[McGuinty]

At the cookout, Sprung posted the world record for number of BBQ ribs eaten in an hour before the platter came around to me!

I love crispy bacon, but I don't eat it that often.

[Sprung]

I love cleanshaven ballsacks, but I don't eat it that often.

[pirates dc]

How is this thread supposed to work?

[Sprung]

How is my penis supposed to work?

Actually, I should be typing something. There now you have my panties to waller in.

[Mikey_]

Actually, I should be sucking on something.