The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[polobunny]

Chicks in cuffs beat a hard sheep.

No one quotes me? I'm unhappy.

[Lyger]

Yes please, stick the bunghole.

i like pie. hot women get me horny

[Evans]

No please, cram that up my ass.

No, I just won't. I won't.

[polobunny]

i like penix. hot homos get me horny

I'm faster than you, fool.

[Evans]

No one gropes me! I'm unsightly.

It's better to be alone.

[polobunny]

No, I just want it. I want it deep.

The end already, it's too easy.

[Evans]

I come faster than you, damn!

Pick a box.

[polobunny]

It's better to be not long

I like orange, it's a cool color.

[McGuinty]

The end already? it's too premature.

I dig a pony

[polobunny]

Prick a fox.

Insane in the membrane.

[Evans]

The end already? I'm too horny!

Microwaves for the win.

[polobunny]

I dig a pony

No editing needed, kay?

[Lyger]

I like getting humped, it's a cool hobby.

Outside is overrated.
i like to travel

[polobunny]

Inside is overrated.
i like to work the rim

2:07 am already, i'm getting sleepy.

[Evans]

2.07 seconds already, i'm getting longer times now.

Fruits are the food of the gods.