The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[Dingy]

I'm so fucking hard, and it won't come up, guess, I had some freaking glitch. Argh.

Should I feel bad for you?

[Evans]

I'm feeling myself really bad for you.

That is the hawtest thing ever. Thank you.

[Dingy]

You is the hawtest thing ever. I want you.

BAN-BAN!

and it's you 'are' not 'is'

[Evans]

BAN-BAN!

and it's true, you 'are' hot, touch 'this'

*shakes head in shame*

Grammar police got busted.


*giggles*

[Dingy]

*touches himself in excitement*

The police says I'm busty.

*giggles*

Penile love?

[Evans]

Penile? I love!

Anything you want, dear.

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

Anything you want, deer.

Who talks to deer, honestly?

[BiggySmall]

I fucked a deer, honestly

I didnt need to know that

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

I did need to know that

What are you, some sort of pervert?

[BiggySmall]

What are I, some sort of fruit?

Yes indeed

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

Yes indeed

Are you coming onto me now?

[BiggySmall]

Are you coming on me?

Umm not lately

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

I'm late

I ain't the father.

[BiggySmall]

I want the father.

Eww I think I dont like ur attitude

[Kosmo Yagkoto]

Eww I think I like ur penis

Many people do.