The Misquote the Person Above You Thread!

[McGuinty]

Just quote whatever you like from the person above you, and change it however you like to make it insulting/belittling/hilarious. The only rules are that you must hilight anything you changed in a different color, and you must provide some fodder for the next upstart in line. So, to start things off:

I have many interests, including guitar and sports.
My favorite thing to eat is pasta.

[Evans]

My favorite thing to eat is pasta with big italian sausages.

I enjoy playing with my roms.
I love the cups.

[Lyger]

I enjoy playing with guys balls
I love the penis.

where all the women at
i want money

[polobunny]

where all the hairy women at
i want my fix

Hello i'm a bunny
I'm fast as lightening.

[Evans]

Hello i'm a bunny
I'm fast as lightening.

I'm a guy, and ladies are fucking good.

[Lyger]

I'm a guy, and sheep are fucking good.

i am lyger
i have much money

[McGuinty]

i am homosexual
i have no respect for this thread's rules

I don't like people who are mean

[Evans]

i am a whore
i have much need for money

House is good, nice tv show it is.

[polobunny]

I don't like people with small beans.

I am the greatest bunny of the universe!

[Evans]

I have the tiniest wee pee of a bunny of the universe!

[McGuinty]

Queer Eye is good, nice tv show it is.

EP is a place for people to talk about all kinds of stuff

[polobunny]

PEEPshow is a place for people to do all kinds of stuff

Evans is one hell of a great dude.

[Lyger]

My ass is a place for people to talk about all kinds of stuff

i like family guy
it rulz

[polobunny]

i like family guy
it fullz me

I love overclocking. I am not yet insulted.

[Evans]

Evans as one hell of a great cock, I want it.

The phone is ringing, I'll pick it up.