View Poll Results: What will you do without Technology

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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny
    It's funny how people think there's really crates when fighting during a war. Get over it, there's none, and it's not your cute tags or your weapon script that will make you better.
    There are no crates in war? Oh shit... how do we shoot through boxes then? We will die! NOOOOOO!

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    I didnt vote for anything, due to the fact that there is no "Other" option. But anyways, I would go on with my life the way I do now, except I wouldnt be talking to you guys/girls, nor tearing up the streets in NFS : MW. So yeah, technology, who needs it, when we have SEX!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldier
    I didnt vote for anything, due to the fact that there is no "Other" option. But anyways, I would go on with my life the way I do now, except I wouldnt be talking to you guys/girls, nor tearing up the streets in NFS : MW. So yeah, technology, who needs it, when we have SEX!!!
    Actually, you know, w/o the technology of condoms, you'll have lot's of unclaimed kids running around the planet calling you Daddy

    I would invent some technology. As you can see how illiterate I am about technology, so yea, good luck if I'm incharge of the world.

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    Whats this Soldier crap, Im Baby, or Teddy-Bear to you .And about condoms, who cares, Ill use seran wrap, or just let the kids run free

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    Indeed...in fact, free-range children play in nicely to this. I have a very modest proposal regarding overpopulation today, even if it's not directly related to the original topic.

    There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us! sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman breast.
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    I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr
    Indeed...in fact, free-range children play in nicely to this. I have a very modest proposal regarding overpopulation today, even if it's not directly related to the original topic.
    Baby back ribs... Mmmmm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy
    Whats this Soldier crap, Im Baby, or Teddy-Bear to you .And about condoms, who cares, Ill use seran wrap, or just let the kids run free
    Indeedy, when you have like a gazillion little things screaming for you to the point where you'll be forced to breast feed them and defy nature, then maybe you'll value protection a trifle more

    Quote Originally Posted by The most horrendously nauseating collection of coherent words put together, EVER
    I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout....A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.
    What in Satan's name is this man doing speaking to a 'knowing American'? Doesn't he know there's no such thing as that? And once again, omg! It is people like this solitary confinement was invented for.

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    And it's all satire, to mock people who think of humans as nothing more than statistics. Don't worry, most peers of the day didn't recognize it as satire, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr
    And it's all satire, to mock people who think of humans as nothing more than statistics. Don't worry, most peers of the day didn't recognize it as satire, either.
    I bow down to the wonder of satire, however, I still am freaked out by the similie and its representation in the whole eating them manner.

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    The day I breast feed my child, Dingy, is the day when Evans gets a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baby
    The day I breast feed my child, Dingy, is the day when Evans gets a penis
    This is so not going to happen.

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    Well...true. But he could get one surgically put on, but it wouldnt work like ours.

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    evans....wearing a strap-on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy
    The day I breast feed my child, Dingy, is the day when Evans gets a penis
    Well, I guess then, the most obvious question would be--Are the boobies sore yet? Considering you've been breast feeding for the past 22 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingy
    Well, I guess then, the most obvious question would be--Are the boobies sore yet? Considering you've been breast feeding for the past 22 years
    Dingy always uses people old nicks when quoting, wtf ftw!

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