There are no crates in war? Oh shit... how do we shoot through boxes then? We will die! NOOOOOO!Originally Posted by polobunny
kill myself
Play with rocks
play with a yoyo
go crazy
There are no crates in war? Oh shit... how do we shoot through boxes then? We will die! NOOOOOO!Originally Posted by polobunny
I didnt vote for anything, due to the fact that there is no "Other" option. But anyways, I would go on with my life the way I do now, except I wouldnt be talking to you guys/girls, nor tearing up the streets in NFS : MW. So yeah, technology, who needs it, when we have SEX!!!
Actually, you know, w/o the technology of condoms, you'll have lot's of unclaimed kids running around the planet calling you DaddyOriginally Posted by Soldier
I would invent some technology. As you can see how illiterate I am about technology, so yea, good luck if I'm incharge of the world.
Whats this Soldier crap, Im Baby, or Teddy-Bear to you .And about condoms, who cares, Ill use seran wrap, or just let the kids run free
Indeed...in fact, free-range children play in nicely to this. I have a very modest proposal regarding overpopulation today, even if it's not directly related to the original topic.
There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us! sacrificing the poor innocent babes I doubt more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman breast.
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I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.
Baby back ribs... Mmmmm.Originally Posted by Zephyr
Indeedy, when you have like a gazillion little things screaming for you to the point where you'll be forced to breast feed them and defy nature, then maybe you'll value protection a trifle moreOriginally Posted by Teddy
What in Satan's name is this man doing speaking to a 'knowing American'? Doesn't he know there's no such thing as that? And once again, omg! It is people like this solitary confinement was invented for.Originally Posted by The most horrendously nauseating collection of coherent words put together, EVER
And it's all satire, to mock people who think of humans as nothing more than statistics. Don't worry, most peers of the day didn't recognize it as satire, either.
I bow down to the wonder of satire, however, I still am freaked out by the similie and its representation in the whole eating them manner.Originally Posted by Zephyr
The day I breast feed my child, Dingy, is the day when Evans gets a penis
This is so not going to happen.Originally Posted by Baby
Well...true. But he could get one surgically put on, but it wouldnt work like ours.
evans....wearing a strap-on
Well, I guess then, the most obvious question would be--Are the boobies sore yet? Considering you've been breast feeding for the past 22 yearsOriginally Posted by Teddy
Dingy always uses people old nicks when quoting, wtf ftw!Originally Posted by Dingy