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  1. 30th-November-2005, 02:24 #1
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    Default Tattoo Assassins, the most hilarious game you've probably never played.

    http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/tattoo.htm

    Read. Then download the MAME rom and play it for yourself.

    Then send me death threats for telling you about it.
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    Ok, dude. What the fuck was that? "I'm just here to pick up my kids from soccer." That page was one of the top five most retarded webpages I have ever seen.
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    "I'm just here to pick up my kids from soccer" was implying that Reiko from MK4 didn't look particularly special. Come on, brit, how much of it did you actually read? It's hilarious!
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    I've played that actually. :o
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    MK4? Oh, right, that shitpile of a game, made solely to further the Midway profit margin! got it.

    Tattoo Assassins...wow. i must say that the stripper doing the flaming fart-ality is mildly amusing.
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    I thought it was a joke...
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    I am so glad I stopped playing videogames months ago, as I would be tempted to try this out and quite possibly end up in a coma.
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    if ur so glad that u stopped playing videogames, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE U AT A SITE THAT TALKS ABOUT THEM! dumbass
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    Well Soeru, I played it, and came back (mostly) sane.



    Mostly.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by GioGonzalez
    if ur so glad that u stopped playing videogames, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE U AT A SITE THAT TALKS ABOUT THEM! dumbass
    *cough*

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    Quote Originally Posted by GioGonzalez
    if ur so glad that u stopped playing videogames, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE U AT A SITE THAT TALKS ABOUT THEM! dumbass
    STFU n00b!

    Okay, is this game actually for real?

    EDIT- good lord, it really is
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    Quote Originally Posted by GioGonzalez
    if ur so glad that u stopped playing videogames, THEN WHY THE HELL ARE U AT A SITE THAT TALKS ABOUT THEM! dumbass
    gonzalez ehhh.. are you a Hispanic? well it dont matter n00b stfu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akuma
    STFU n00b!

    Okay, is this game actually for real?

    EDIT- good lord, it really is
    yes.....indeed stfu..... NOOB (i always wanted to say that)
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    http://planetemu.net/index.php?secti...wrom&id=416954
    Telecharger.

    Best mortal kombat game ever!
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    Quote Originally Posted by polobunny
    http://planetemu.net/index.php?secti...wrom&id=416954
    Telecharger.

    Best mortal kombat game ever!
    That's how I verified this was for real, at first I thought it was a photoshop gag.
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