Things only a stoner could have dreamed up...

[Allea]

It seems when I make threads they turn into religious, political, or moral debates...
This thread isn't about any of that...it's to be funny. I don't care if you smoke weed or drink til you see pink elephants.
It's about things you remember growing up (or currently created) that just have no way of being made by a 'non intoxicated or drug induced' person...

My quick start list:
The Clapper... 'Clap on, Clap off' cause I am just too freaking drunk to get up and flick that switch!
The mini-fridge... cause you get munchies but your legs won't carry your body to the kitchen. Yay! What's this? A lil mini fridge to put right next to couch!

Okay...I'm sure you guys can up with better than mine...so get to it!

[Winged 2.0]

I'll say it before someone else does: Katamari Damacy for the PS2. Those guys must have been on shrooms to think up something like that.

[Raype]

Well since Winged already did Katamari (too slow)

Pacman (that little dude has the muchies real bad)
Remote Controls (Too hung over to move? Now, you don't have to! thanks to the new Remote Control!)
Microwaves (too stoned to use a stove? Afraid you'll stare into the fire and contemplate roasting marshmallows? This is the invention for you!)
Coffee (Tired after a long night of Drinking and smoking only to have work in the morning? Stay out too late? This is the product for you!)

[pirates dc]

There is a snack they sale at most stores called "munchies" now the name its self is proof that the idea came from having the MUNCHIES after smoking

[Raype]

There is a snack they sale at most stores called "munchies" now the name its self is proof that the idea came from having the MUNCHIES after smoking

anyone else remember those potatoe chip mascots the Munchies. I bet there was a stoner who came up with those brightly coloured, oddly shaped animals.

More stoner products:
-The Internet (Want to meet people and shop without going out into the bright outdoors? Now you can! The computer featuring the new inter-net!)
-Sledding (You want me to sit on a peice of wood and hurl myself downhill? sounds fun!)
-Skiing and Snowboarding(Stand up and go downhill! even more fun!)
-Reality TV (you'd have to be stoned to think up some of this stuff, or to watch it for that matter)
-Rap (it sounds like the insane rambling of a stoner to me)
-Space Travel (Let me get this staight, you put me in a giant metal bullet filled with fuel, light the fuel, and hopefully I get into space, where even the tinyest mistake will kill me? Sign me up!!)
- Fireworks (This new product from Stoner Inc. is fun for the whole family! Keep the kids busy with bright lights, that the adults can also enjoy thanks to "mommy's special herbs and spices"! )
-Glow sticks (has anyone ever seen a stoner with one of these? hilarious
Stoner1: "What do you think makes it glow?"
Stoner2:"Wait, who are you?"
Stoner1:"I dunno, but this glow stick is pretty. What do you think makes it glow?"
Stoner2:"Wait, who are you?"

[pirates dc]

All you can eat buffets. Stoners best friend

[Dinosaurman]

All you can eat buffets. Stoners best friend

Indeed,

So is a mate who works at a pizza place.

[Allea]

Glow Sticks

No doubt...those became the non smokers trip factor. Stoners used to just swirl cigarettes around in a circle and say 'Wow dude...I see trails!'
Then they made Glow Sticks...lol

Another one is Scooby Doo cartoons...those guys had to be stoned.
"Hey Scooby, let's brush the crumbs out of my unshavened hippie shaggy chin hair and so we can eat more scooby snacks and ride around in a van with a big flower on the side of it!"

[pirates dc]

quote unqoute:virtual reality

[polobunny]

Furby: Those toys from Hasbro, somehow they're WAY funnier once intoxicated.

[Evans]

That game for Dreamcast, I think, with the fish and the stuff.
What's the name of those little toys that imitated animals? The ones with a cheap ass screen and the little buttons for food and water?

[brit]

That game for Dreamcast, I think, with the fish and the stuff.
What's the name of those little toys that imitated animals? The ones with a cheap ass screen and the little buttons for food and water?

Seaman.
Tamagotchi.

You guys are thinking inside the box a bit too much here. I'm more along the lines of MILKING FUCKING COWS. Who the fuck came up with that perverted shit? I would have had to be tripping on some serious shit to have thought that one up.

[polobunny]

Video game wise I remember something on PSX you were a Japanese dude collecting babies and putting them in a basket in your back. If I remember correctly I saw this on a Jampack demo, but i was never able to find it. It was funny as hell, babies were crying and stuff.
Since I never found this game after, maybe I made this up in some insane trip.

[Evans]

How about cheese? Who thought about that? Or blue cheese?

Who came up with the first recipe for cake?

[Norgus]

tamagochi, I dunno if you'd need to be under the influence to make something like that. Its a bit like the virtual version of those stupid dolls that some kids get which have fake piss or fake eat.

edit: ok that was a really slow responce on my part.

Has nobody mentioned Mario yet? come on mario and all the mushrooms n stuff.