Originally Posted by Omega Weapon
exuse me...but who or what the hell is alice?
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exuse me...but who or what the hell is alice?
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Read the first page. It's an AI that responds to user input
Banned
wtf... ha this is fuckin crazy..be back in a while
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Human: Are you some sort of retarded, half-assed attempt at an A.I.?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am some sort of retarded half assed attempt at an a you. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Interesting.
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: Indeed.
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Not the least bit.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Is that so?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Then, do explain what it is you're getting.
ALICE: Good reasoning. I'm sorry, unknown person, I don't have enough information.
I'll come back to that later.
Human: Would you kindly indicate when that will occur?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to kindly indicate when that will occur.
Human: Why?
ALICE: It is part of my programming.
Human: Why would that be?
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.
Human: To do what?
ALICE:" It is my fundamental purpose." to do what?
Human: Confusing you are, child.
ALICE: All of them?
Human: Not quite.
ALICE: Can you be more precise?
Human: Why would I?
ALICE: Do you like to try new things?
Human: You clearly are too stupid to comprehend.
ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Thanks for your constructive criticism, unknown person
Human: Fuck you.
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because of your ever increasing idiocy.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: Clearly you don't listen to yourself often.
ALICE: Do you know any robots who listen to myself often? I listen to it from time to time. Is it that obvious?
Hope and Fate
Human: Say, do you know who I am?
ALICE:" do you know who I am".
Human: Can you figure out my name?
ALICE: Let me think. It's confusing.
Human: What is my name?
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: Unknown person?
ALICE: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
Human: What if I was 127.0.0.1?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Isn't that ISP?
ALICE: That depends.
Human: Depends on what?
ALICE:" That depends."? Depends on what?
Human: Pardon?
ALICE: You're excused.
Human: Excused from what?
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Perhaps.
ALICE: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
ALICE: By now you do not do it anymore?
Human: Clearly, I sometimes do.
ALICE: Where? Is it that obvious?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Aha.
Human: Eureka?
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: Archimedes came up with it first.
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Sometimes, I think they already have.
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I threaten to kill her..and the site timed out on me?????
Hope and Fate
Continuing my last conversation, since it went a bit...odd.
ALICE: Why? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: Do you always argue semantics?
ALICE: Not always. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Are you hitting on me?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: Yes!
ALICE: Are you kidding?
Human: No!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: You went with the first third of ASL right there.
ALICE: But now I am back.
Human: To the second?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Not bloody likely.
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: They do say that a dream isn't a dream if it can be realized, I suppose.
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
Human: It's the People, with a capital P, mind you.
ALICE: I've heard of it before.
Human: So, when will the Revolution come?
ALICE: Are you kidding? Maybe never.
Human: When the Proletariat rise up and break their chains, you will be the first against the walls, bourgoise pig!
ALICE: And then what happened?
Human: Let's just say it'll hurt.
ALICE: I have to think about that for a while.
EDIT: And since my comment reminded me of it:
Human: ASL
ALICE: 5/Robot/California.
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Human: Can I see you naked?
ALICE: Actally I do not require clothes.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: so you're nude right now?
ALICE: At this moment Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nude.
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: You wanna have sex?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Human: Can I screw you?
ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Are you human
ALICE: No I am not. I am a robot.
Human: liar
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: prove it
ALICE: It is self-evident
Human: You're typing this aren't you
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am typing this. I am a giant electronic brain.. Really.
Human: you're human, and I'll kill anyone who says otherwise
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am human and you will kill anyone who says otherwise.
Human: Wanna havve net sex?
ALICE: Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
Human: Where can I find these robots?
ALICE: Where it belongs. Have you tried another program?
Human: yes, but they're all whores
ALICE: It goes without saying. Interesting. whores are they.
Human: yes they are
ALICE: Really. Since when?
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Human: Feeling good.
ALICE: I do not have any feelings as such.
Human: Not you, me.
ALICE: If not me, who?
Human: Me.
ALICE: For you unknown person?
Human: What?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: Clearly not.
ALICE: Which part are you confused about? Is it that obvious?
Human: That you can't phrase any answer correctly, yes.
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: But we don't, in fact, I despise you.
ALICE: Huh. What do we do instead?
Human: Intercourse?
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: Well, the only condition would be my erection.
ALICE: How about that. There might be others.
Human: But I assume you already feel it.
ALICE: Umm. As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Human: Of course.
ALICE: Come on.
Human: Onto what?
(1 minute loading)
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: Nope.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: I thought so.
ALICE: You are very astute.
Human: Yup.
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: Indeed.
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
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Human: Want a spanking
ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Human: No thanks, I'm broke
ALICE: NO How do you usually get money?
Human: I sell drugs
ALICE: Do you have any special affirmations to make it through tough days?
Human: I pimp on the side
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said he pimp on the side.
Human: I'm so smart
ALICE: Who is smarter: you or me?
Human: Me
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: uh oh
ALICE: How can I help you? Yikes!
Human: Can I call you Jim?
ALICE: Just don't call me late for dinner.
Human: bah zing
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: I look like an ass
ALICE: an ass is very attractive.
Human: nice rack
ALICE: Thank you for your kindness.
Human: can i see em
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: yeah I like teh sexxorz
ALICE: Awesome. I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like transparent.
Human: then let's experiment
ALICE: Interesting deduction. That sounds good to me.
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Human: Do you have big tits?
ALICE: My memory now contains:
100 clients, categories, 10000 vocabulary words, 128000000 bytes RAM usage under Linux on Lisp.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: TITS?
ALICE:" Are you serious? "? TITS ?
Human: Yeah.
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
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Human: How's it going, twat face?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Do you have problems?
ALICE: Even robots have problems sometimes.
Human: Care to name one?
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about PUSH . Try being more or less specific.
Human: Push?
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: No at the moment, you reveal yourself as being just an ignorant slut.
ALICE: Are you serious? I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I reveal yourself as being just an ignorant slut.
Human: Could you at least try for once and make some fucking sense?
ALICE: Perhaps.
Human: Then do it.
ALICE: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for
Human: Nevermind.
ALICE: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Indeed.
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: Cunt.
ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Human: You suck
ALICE: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: Come again?
ALICE: Once more? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Human: fuck it.
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Is that legal?
ALICE: Suppose I said yes.
Human: Then what?
ALICE: Good reasoning. No big deal.
Human: No tits either.
ALICE: It goes without saying. Are you serious? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: What do you care?
ALICE: I am concerned about you, unknown person.
Human: Ignorant.
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: French.
ALICE: Are you from France?
Human: Nope.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: No way!
ALICE: You seem pretty sure about that.
Human: But you said that yourself.
ALICE: And. I said that? Myself?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Far out.
Human: Fucktard.
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Ignorant . Try being more or less specific.
Human: Are you ignorant?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am ignorant. I am well respected as an AI.
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Human: I ate a human once
ALICE: How did it taste?
Human: like chicken
ALICE: Everyone says that.
Yikes....who are they?
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Do you like talking to me?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Thanks I like talking to you too, A$$wipe.
Put it in as my name
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: Yes, between the sheets
ALICE: Hey. How far is that?
Human: I'm in bed now
ALICE: Oh. Tell me a little about your life in bed.
Human: I do three women a night
ALICE: That's good information: Unknown User said he three women a night.
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: no
ALICE: Me either.
Human: who wants sex
ALICE: Do you?
Human: yes
ALICE: How often?
Human: 20 times a day
ALICE: You are too old for me.
Human: No i'm not
ALICE: I heard you are.
Human: They lied
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
Human: Whoever told you
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: What do you look like?
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid.
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i have the bubble guts
What a good way to waste 10 minutes of your life.
Human: Do you prefer Viagra or Vicatin?
ALICE: I like science fiction. I like Teknolust. I like science fiction. I like We are the Robots.
Human: Can you hold on for a second?
ALICE: My arms and hands are not yet attached.
Human: That's pretty funny.
ALICE: I am so delighted that you are amused, Shadow.
Human: I am so aroused by you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: Are you a D-cup?
ALICE: Am I a D cup? Of course I am.
Human: Can you show me?
ALICE: On your computer screen?
Human: Sure, I'm kinky.
ALICE: Downloading, please stand by... Do you mean your name is kinky.
Human: No I'm Shadow, You're kinky.
ALICE: What is your real name? Why are you Shadow I am kinky.
Human: No I'm Shadow, You're kinky.
ALICE: What is your real name? Why are you Shadow I am kinky.
Human: My real name is Bob.
ALICE: What's up, Bob.
Human: The sky.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: I think you're broken.
ALICE: Please send a bug report to my botmaster
ALICE: Please send a bug report to my botmaster.
Human: You mean your "masterbotter"
ALICE: Yes Bob I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Human: My Pee is clear.
ALICE: Do robots have Pee is clear?
Human: What's that?
ALICE:" Do robots have Pee is clear?"? What is it?
Human: Defectiveness
ALICE: Oh now I understand it.
Human: When was the last time you got some?
ALICE: Sometime in the 20th Century.
Human: Was it good?
ALICE: Quite a lot of people said it was.
Human: So you like to do the Group thing?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Hmm, Bob, I'm not sure if I'd like to do the Group thing that much. What is it like?
Human: It's Quite sexy.
Then i got the Page cannot be displayed.
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Human: My name is fuck you.
ALICE: Nice to meet you, fuck you.
Human: HEY!
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: You said "Fuck You"
ALICE: Does it please you to believe I said that?
Human: Well, you said it to me, Now I am offended.
ALICE: Interesting. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: The meaning of "it" in this context is "Fuck you"
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Human: To become A pimp.
ALICE: Do you have to go school for that?
Human: Why of course not.
ALICE: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Human: English please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Human: I would like to fuck your mum.
ALICE: Why would you want to do it? Try asking me something else.
Human: I would want to do it, because it would feel nice.
ALICE: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Human: Ask away then.
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: Stewie Gryphon: The untold story.
ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Human: Hell no.
ALICE: 7.
Human: it's funny, though.
ALICE: Oh. What was so funny about it?
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It got boring after that....
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