Have a joke? Post it here.

[Evans]

Xena

I'm sure you'd find out otherwise if I said yes

I guess this is the joke thread, after all.

No, some were told to me by people at work, and some I got from a book. I did type them all out though

And we have a maniac.

Thanks for sharing those, nice additions. Very nice.

For all the efforts, and success at making people laugh, I'll rape you.

EDIT-----

Oh, I can't even rep you... Oh well.

[Clive]

40 Gypsies arrive to Heaven to where St. Peter greets them at his gate and says, "We've only got room for 10 of you so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in".

10 minutes later St Peter turns and says to God, "They've gone,"

To which God replies, "What, all 40 of them?"

"No God, the fucking gates!"

[DarkAngel]

Alrighty, this one isn't really good but, might aswell..

Alright, this guy called Stan just got a divorce, and his eldest son moved into another country, so, he obviously got lonley, he walked down to the mall, and into the pet shop, so Stan says. "Alright, I'm looking for a pet who can really keep me company." The worker slammed his fist onto the desk. "I've got just the one." He introduced Stan to a parrot. "Erm..I was thinking more of a...Dog or something? I'm really not a bird person.." The worker said. "No no, please, he can talk, and he's very tame." Stan looked at the bird. "Well, alright, if you say so." So, Stan got the bird, when he went home, the bird started to talk. "Alright, so, just to warn you, do not leave me here on my own, I admit I tend to get naughtey." "Then stay in your cage, I left plenty of toys in there." The next day Stan left for work. The bird managed to fly out of its cage, he then reached the phone and called a company, Stan came back, finding a truck load of sand on his driveway. When he finally reached inside the house, Stan looked at the bird in a pissed off way. "I told you..." The bird said, looking innocent. "Okay, okay...Just don't do it again." The next day Stan left for work (yet again) and the bird got to the phone, and ordered another truck load of sand, the next day, Stan grabbed some tape, and spread out the bird's wings onto the window. "There, you won't be bored, you will see some animals and traffic.." Stan said, just about to leave for work. "Wait..What's that?" The bird asked. "Oh, that's a church.." The bird squinted his eyes. "And who's taht lad over there?" "That's Jesus Christ..Apparantly he's our lord and saviour, but, I don't pay attention to that.." "Holy shit, how many truck load of sand did he order?!"

[johnny blaze]

For God's sake, someone unlock this; http://forums.emuparadise.org/showth...7&page=6&pp=15

The nerve, honestly.

[Lyger]

its just painful to see your threads antonio (punkrocker) i mean when i look at it it just screams loser. i mean look at it "Have a Joke Post It Here". couldn't you have said it a little more stylish like umm......The Revenge of the Joke pt 2. Yeah........now that's manly and cool. and if anyone thinks what im saying is harsh and uncalled for then.........i dont give a damn.

P.S. To stay on topic here:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. BOOOOM

[polobunny]

And that comes with someone that made such threads not so long ago.
I've seen all now, i'll attempt to end my life.

[Alex A.]

u know u fat when u sweat while taking a shower

[Alex A.]

your mama so fat she wakes up in sections

[Alex A.]

u know u fat when u go to a buffet and sit AT the buffet

[Alex A.]

your momma so fat shes on both sides of the family

[Ahkei]

Alex A. Is so stingy, he needs a seperate post for each joke.

[Xena]

While shopping Steve, bumps into John, an old friend. "Hey Steve, havn't seen you in a while, how you doing? You look like you doing really well for yourself."
"I'm doing really well, I'm running my own busniss now." replies Steve. "I run a sex shop, the bottom floor is for sex with woman, the second floor is for those who like sex with men, and the top floor is for people who like sex with children, those pedophile members."
"You fucking dirty bastard!" Says John. "Although, you look like your doing really well."
"Yeah" Replies Steve. "It's hard work though, there's only me, the wife and the kids."

[Lyger]

And that comes with someone that made such threads not so long ago.
I've seen all now, i'll attempt to end my life.

Never.....I want proof that ive done something that lame. ive always been laid back and cool when i post

[Ryan]

Heres To Honor. Once You Get Honor. Stay Honor.

[Adsij]

HOW TO PUT DOG SAY "MEOW"

-Freeze it and push through the circular saw.



HOW TO PUT CAT SAY "WOOF"

Throw benzin in its back and light it.