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[Sprung]

Hey! why wasn't I included in this?

You are the water

[Mikey_]

lol good one old man..good one...

[Evans]

Hey, Sprung, I don't think you're allowed to spam your personnal company's products.

[punkrocker]

hahahha great joke Sprung i really enjoyed it

[Ahkei]

hahahha great joke Sprung i really enjoyed it

Hmm...You should realy stop doing this after each joke. Maybe.

[malice2501]

he's new, give him some time

[Ahkei]

he's new, give him some time

Hehe, I was gonna have a go at him 'ccos we had a joke thread. But then I couldn't find it, so I didn't bother. :/

[MasJ]

TheUndertaker, Evans and Valholy all go to the bathroom, and enter the tiolet stalls at the same time. Meanwhile, Darth Lucxus is wondering why he didn't join them this evening. TheUndertaker says to Evans, "Hey you heard about that 'Enzyte'? You know, the pill for natural male enhancement?" Evans says, "Yeah, you tried it?" TheUndertaker says "I dunno, I kinda want it bigger, but you know, is it safe?" Evans says, "I suppose so, but I don't want anyone to see me with it HAHA!". "Yeah", says TheUndertaker. Evans says, "Hey Valholy, what do you think?" Valholy says, "Me?" TheUndertaker says, "Yeah you, what do you think about all this?" Valholy says, "I think this water is fucking COLD!"

There you go Darth =P.
And Lol and at the Sprung Personal Products Ad.
I'm wondering how many more mentions of Male Enhancement on this page before Google Adsense starts serving up ads for pills =P.

[Valholy]

TheUndertaker, Evans and Valholy all go to the bathroom, and enter the tiolet stalls at the same time. TheUndertaker says to Evans, "Hey you heard about that 'Enzyte'? You know, the pill for natural male enhancement?" Evans says, "Yeah, you tried it?" TheUndertaker says "I dunno, I kinda want it bigger, but you know, is it safe?" Evans says, "I suppose so, but I don't want anyone to see me with it HAHA!". "Yeah", says TheUndertaker. Evans says, "Hey Valholy, what do you think?" Valholy says, "Me?" TheUndertaker says, "Yeah you, what do you think about all this?" Valholy says, "I think this water is fucking COLD!"

,it is true...the water was cold

[polobunny]

penis jokes, ok.

Whats the difference between a woman and a condom?
There's none, the 2 spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.

A guy goes to the doc for eye exam. While in the middle of the exam, the doc says "You need to stop masturbing". The guy says "Am i about to go blind?!? I thought it was a joke..."
The doc answers "No, you're upsetting people in the waiting room."

[Evans]

LMAO! Good ones!

[Ahkei]

My Joke: Hardc0regamer.

Sorry for the pun in 2 threads, but meh.

[Xena]

http://forums.emuparadise.org/showpo...2&postcount=92

Well, that is where I posted some of my funnys. There pretty good IMO.

[Evans]

LMFAO!!!! Offensive, hence nice. Did you come up with those?

[Xena]

LMFAO!!!! Offensive, hence nice. Did you come up with those?

I'm sure you'd find out otherwise if I said yes

No, some were told to me by people at work, and some I got from a book. I did type them all out though