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Thread: Make sure to pick up a pack of these for a family member this Christmas!

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    Default Make sure to pick up a pack of these for a family member this Christmas!

    http://www.turdtwister.com/?ref=19&sid=100

    Bizzare. Please keep your art to yourself however.
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    ewwwww. *makes note to buy that for sprung for xmas*

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    Oh My Mom would so love this gift *cough**cough*

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    Lets all pitch for the whole set, Sprung deserves it

    I wonder if anyone ever actually tried to use those things, sounds erm, a bit......uncomfortable?
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    No, really, you guys SHOULDN'T have

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    I'm going to go tear out my eyes and wash them now after viewing that. That may be one of the most horrible things I ever heard of (and it's really creepy how they have different designs). I think that was really just plain gross (oh turdtwister I think I just pictured one being used )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung
    No, really, you guys SHOULDN'T have
    Lol, but your so great payback for all those great DC releases.

    I'm glad I've been able to add some disgusting-ness to your day Omega
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    i just love the fact that there's one called the "weiner turd"

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    Ginger bread turd, for the family you like so much to have over.
    An old acquaintance of mine had an aunt who, tired of having the family come over and empty her cupboards, took onto her to make a batch of chocolate-diped dog biscuits. They emptied the tray, pigs. She told them, they left. People have no sense of humour.

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    Oooh... I just had the greatest idea. Ginger shaped turds... only covered with actual cookie dough. The pleasant surprise awaits inside! God damn how I'd love to do that to someone... I just don't hate anybody that much.

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    I'd love to do that to someone, I could probably even find a victim. The only thing that stops me is having to put that thing up my ass
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    Is this for real?

    [Woooooo!]


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    It says that it's dishwasher safe... Erm, no?

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    What is you were using one of these, then it fell out of your ass into the toilet?

    You'd be fucked then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name:_____
    It says that it's dishwasher safe... Erm, no?
    okay


    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus
    What is you were using one of these, then it fell out of your ass into the toilet?
    Wouldnt that make it real?

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