I can't tell if that's a great post for being seriously informative,Originally Posted by Full Metal Miku
or a great post for being so grade5-sex-ed class hillarious.
Bonus for the bruised cervix comment too.
I can't tell if that's a great post for being seriously informative,Originally Posted by Full Metal Miku
or a great post for being so grade5-sex-ed class hillarious.
Bonus for the bruised cervix comment too.
I am in no way responsible for the above post. It was my hand's fault. Bad hand.
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There should be a 'Virgin? I'm the best-paid hooker in town,' or something like that, option for the poll. Only 6 people voted for the Rosie O'donnel option
Damn true...but you're still a slutOriginally Posted by RocSqualie
OHH i get it now, those zits are from you!Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
lol @ Shawn (*gyrates hips*)
Also on the length topic, you know some girls are not very deep, I tell you!
Hey, just tryin' to help a guy feel better about himself. :3Originally Posted by karragh
Erm, I'm 13... so, it would be kinda wierd if I wasn't a virgin... Honestly, however, I really don't care. I don't find a need to have sex at all. Except for the fact that I'll never hear the end of it at school... God, I hate people...
I can't remember. I was too doped last night.
Don't start, once you start you can't stop. Sex is evil!Originally Posted by Name:_____
Not prostitute sex.Originally Posted by polobunny
and sex with animals is evil too
No it isn't. If you ever got sodomized by a horse you'd think good things of animal intercourse. In fact, I feel like another helping right aboot now.Originally Posted by samarjit
so ur trying to say that u had sex with animals ( horse ) ???Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
Yes. And I just finished a nice session, too.
No, lost it at 14 I believe in an internet cafe (It was closed, I swear XD)
Instant win for Soeru!Originally Posted by Soeru
Increase the size of your wang - PM crusher the words "poo poo" for extra length now!
Beware Coward!
Originally Posted by Ton