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    Quote Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
    Alright... I'll eat half and you can take the other half. Deal?

    No. You must hand over the entire thing, even the testicles.




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    It is being done as we speak, master! I'm sorry I ever doubted you, your majesty... Please forgive me, master! I meant no harm whatsoever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
    It is being done as we speak, master! I'm sorry I ever doubted you, your majesty... Please forgive me, master! I meant no harm whatsoever!


    Awesome. PURE awesome.




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    Please accept my apologies and let me rub my the bloody spot where my penis was onto your wrinkled hands to make them better, my majesty. It is the least I can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
    Please accept my apologies and let me rub my the bloody spot where my penis was onto your wrinkled hands to make them better, my majesty. It is the least I can do.


    Did you just say I have wrinkled hands?
    You, my friend, are going to have to take a step into the gas chamber.




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    Master, I implore you to reconsider! When I said 'wrinkled' I meant it in the nicest way; as in I was hallucinating and THOUGHT I saw ONE very tiny wrinkle, but now I see that everything is fine, and that my mind was gone for a moment. If you still want me in the gas chamber, Master, by all means, throw me in. I deserve it for saying what I did...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lagwagon_87
    Master, I implore you to reconsider! When I said 'wrinkled' I meant it in the nicest way; as in I was hallucinating and THOUGHT I saw ONE very tiny wrinkle, but now I see that everything is fine, and that my mind was gone for a moment. If you still want me in the gas chamber, Master, by all means, throw me in. I deserve it for saying what I did...


    No one insults Schutzstaffel. NO ONE.
    Now get your ass in the gas chamber, or I'll throw you in.




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    Yes Master...

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    I'll save you lag wagon, SHEEYA!

    Eat my chakram Schutzstaffel!
    Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xena
    I'll save you lag wagon, SHEEYA!

    Eat my chakram Schutzstaffel!


    Why do you hate freedom?




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    Quote Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
    Why do you hate freedom?
    Join The Wild Seven and you'll find out... fuck the nazis.
    Raaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... hh..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xena
    Join The Wild Seven and you'll find out... fuck the nazis.


    Well then. I don't much like you, either. So fuck the Wild Seven.




    OH. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?




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    What!? Where the fuck am I? Who's that beautiful warrior Goddess that just seemed to save me from committing suicide?! And why was I attempting suicide?! And who's that old wrinkly man with his head severed beside me? WHAT'S GOING ON?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel

    OH. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
    I'll get you for that!

    In the next season for sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xena
    I'll get you for that!

    In the next season for sure


    Your typed-words do not scare me, Xena!



    Xena, by the way, is a horrible name. HORRIBLE. What the HELL were you thinking? yeesh.




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