Why does the entire world hate me? - By Hank McDaddymack
Hi. My name is Hank. I'm hated by everyone, and I want to know why.
This is my father. Or was atleast... Until I killed him, haha. He's so dead... Haha, I snapped his neck good. And he thought I was kidding around. What a dipshit. A true warrior is always prepared. And now my mom hates me... oh, why? I'm not a bad person, I just like killing people... is that so bad?
Uah! What the hell are you doing here? I thought I told you to go to hell!
But Mom, I just want to have sex with you. Is that really to much to ask for? I'm your only son for crying out loud!
Fuck you! I'm gonna kill you! Get him, Hugo!
Apparently this small, furry animal is called Hugo. How the fuck is he supposed to kill anyone?
Dammit, I need to have sex badly. Oh, well... I'll just wander aimlessly in the forrest hoping to find something I can make tender love to...
Whooooooo! It's my lucky day! *wobba wobba*
I've now decided to go homosexual. I'm, as you've seen, pretty hot so getting some fags to rally up behind me shouldn't be too hard. (Note: I have nothing against these so called "fags". Don't blame me for what Hank says)
Tom And Lance are two of my biggest fans. I'm going to penetrate them so badly, muwhahahaha.
Wait.... this means....
SO BACK OFF, BITCH!
And with this, more than usual, fucked up thread I leave EP. For how long I don't know, two days seems fair? Do I have a reason? Probably... Am I an attention whore? Certainly...
Later, Losers. Screenstretching is fun.
In comparison to him we're all beautiful...
Originally Posted by KnightofNachos
