Grandfather kills leopard with his bare hands

[Stark]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050622/...RpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Discuss.

[Vivi]

That is one bad ass grandude.

[Gare]

A brave and lucky man. And I thought that a 73-year old man would have no chance against a leopard.

But also, poor animal, to be killed in a way like this. Meh.

[((KvN))]

Holy gramps, that's something worth seeing. Must've been hard to tear out that tongue.

[Dinosaurman]

emergency news bulletin

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

yes and now the screams call me

[drakan]

Thats nothing, I killed a large african elephant with my bare hands and I'm two thousand years old. In fact I rip out tongues of mammals all the time.

[Dinosaurman]

does being 200 years old help or hinder the tounge ripping?

[AKUMA™]

Damn, don't mess with Grandpa...I thought stuff like this only happened in anime and manga. As a matter of fact, as I read the article and pictured it all in my head, that's the way it looked.

[crusher]

It was Sprung! I just know it (because like, he's old right?)...








Man those "Sprung is so old" jokes are getting old... (almost as old as Sprung himself LAWLZ)

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[Shadow X]

Must be one of those Viagra side effects. Gives you the strength to kill a leopard

[Jase]

It was Sprung! I just know it (because like, he's old right?)...








Man those "Sprung is so old" jokes are getting old... (almost as old as Sprung himself LAWLZ)

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FUCK YOU CRUSHER FOR STEALING MY OLD JOKES!!!!!!!

M'Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard's mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal's tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

First time ive ever heard a black dude dropped a weapon
Anyway this story is full of shit untill i see FOTOS its full of shit like the leopard isnt totaly attacking him and you can't tell me the old dude didnt take a swing.
This is like sayin you poked a Shark in the eye and killed it

[Schutzstaffel]

This is like sayin you poked a Shark in the eye and killed it

Which can likely be done! ..depending on the size of the shark, that is. And what you use to "poke" it with.

[Dinosaurman]

dude if you rip somethings tounge out
its bound to bleed profusley
and because of the location of the tounge theres a good chance
youll choke or drown with your own blood
pouring down you throat


easey to pull out a leopords tounge?
prolly not
would you do it if the feckers eatin you?
hell yeah

[Sprung]

It was Sprung! I just know it (because like, he's old right?)...








Man those "Sprung is so old" jokes are getting old... (almost as old as Sprung himself LAWLZ)

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*cane whack

[Panda Man]

all i can say is

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/