The EP tabloid/conspiracy of the day

[Solidus Joe]

" Elmdor's true identity revealed!"

[AKUMAâ„¢]

LOL! That is so wrong, and yet at the same time it's so right.

[Dingy]

I, for one, am shocked.

Me too. But maybe he should believe that. Now we can't tell them what we were really upto now can we.

[Vivi]

holy fuck, it's not exactly a conspiracy but you pulled together a ton of information into quite a good essay! I'm quite impressed and must applaud you as you sound like quite an intelligent person with a broad but enjoyable sense of humor. there's not a lot for me to say besides i know what you're talking about, i agree wholeheartedly. Magna Carta, bitch! we should make Magna Carta II and serve it to the G8 summit. wouldn't that be a sight.

lol, He is only good at Kipeing other's work ....

[Elmdor]

" Elmdor's true identity revealed!"

Do you know how long it took me to make this post? I have to type with a pencil in my mouth, be gratefull.

[Panda Man]

lol, He is only good at Kipeing other's work ....

shaddap! I know where you live you little juvenile. And I know how to use an AK47 (now at least)

--- Schutzstaffel has returned, and she's horny!!!!! this sounds great right? WRONG run for your life if you know what's good for you
--- Theotheimpalar is evil... really evil... so evil that he nor anyone else cannot comprehend his evilness
--- Dingy had an emergency sex change and she is now a girl
--- Cyberxion stabbed MasJ. Details later
--- Solidus Joe hacks into the forums and steals information about the EP girls, and then runs in horror as he finds out that all the girls here are ugly.
--- Panda Man will be pummeled for stating tha above
--- Megalith goes on a rampage tearing up the General Gaming section.
--- The Sony PSP is only $50.... everyone is now asking why Sony overcharged us so.
--- Brit is gay! We have got the proof using Paris Hiltons night vision video camera

meh not as funny as the others but that's all for todays i need to come up with some funny stuff so don't bother me now go away all of you

[Panda Man]

June 10th at around 9:30pm, just when it started to quickly get dark, me and my girlfriend witnessed an object shoot across the sky while we were on the porch of our backyard. I live in about 10 minutes outside of Kingston, Ontario, Canada. It was in sight for about 10 seconds in the far distance and was moving at phenomenal speeds. I swear I must have ran like I never ran before to get my camera. My heart was beating so fast! You hear the stories but when it happens to you, you really don't know what to think. It still feels like a dream. The object shot from the west and went into a southwest direction. Me and my girlfriend both remember feeling a static like feeling when it shot by the first time. As if our hair was all statically charged and started to stick up on end.

After I got my camera out I started taking pictures of the sky in hopes that it would return and I could catch it on camera to show people. We waited for a good 15 minutes and then the amazing happened, it returned to fly by very close over head. It must have been a good 500 feet above the ground and it was darting back and forth all over the place. It was in sight for a good minute then it raced towards the city of Kingston. Fear hit my heart so fast when it came back, I almost wish now that I didn't see it because I wasn't able to get an hour's sleep last night. My girlfriend had to sleep at her friends house because she watches too much X-files and she was scared to sleep alone.

[Elmdor]

--- Solidus Joe hacks into the forums and steals information about the EP girls, and then runs in horror as he finds out that all the girls here are ugly.
--- Panda Man will be pummeled for stating tha above

Heh, that actually made me smile. Perhaps I've underestimated your, not quite, knife-sharp wit.

[Panda Man]

yea, too bad ive decided to just say screw it and let this die in the water

[Elmdor]

Actually this is a "it's probably for the best" situation....

[Panda Man]

yea i don't think any1 is reading any of it. even the tabloids.

[Elmdor]

Does that mean that we can just keep posting crap?

[Panda Man]

well, its not "EVIL Panda Man's tabloid/conspiracy of the day" so yea go ahead if you want to keep this alive. i don't see the point though

[AKUMAâ„¢]

Well, I liked the ufo story, too bad the object looks blurry.

[Elmdor]

By saying crap I actually (secretly! :O) meants images such as Tubgirl and them shitcity ones. Good stuff?