oh noes! is Sunday!!!!!!! that mean its tabloid mania!
---Sprang got to much wang from lou kang and now need surgery.
---GundamGuy goes mad and closes every thread at EP.
---Polobunny was appointed to administrator. only 8 members are left at EP.
---Skinner8 was not banned for immaturity. he was banned for getting to close to figuring out who the staffs' real names were, and also where they lived.
---Dingy is actually a guy!!!
---Scumwaffle (schutzstaffel) has not showed up in a while because she is plotting to take over the world using her neo-nazis. This fact alone is enough to prepare the fallout shelters all around the world
---in theotheimpalars' rage, he accidently banned MasJ... the forums are doomed.
---Cyberxion got cyber aids 3 nights ago... no1 should have cybersex without a firewall. NOTE: real sex with cyber is still ok.
---The server's are never actually busy here at EP, MasJ is just screwin with us.
---I'm on the verge of being banned
---Akuma loses all of his trophies in a fire. they are all up for grabs as of now in the arcade.
---Solidus joe has made over $80,000 USD from his site that he is not telling us about.
---The RIAA is shutting down the internet in an attempt to prevent music piracy
i hope you enjoy reading these!