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    I told everyone
    I got stabbed in the butt
    but,
    it really was
    a toilet papa cut.


    yeah, biatch..!
    "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it."
    -Sir Winston Churchill

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    That was so lame, so you should learn from my game
    So pay attention kid, this is how we play off the grid
    You don't need to be thuggin' and druggin'
    Just need street smarts to get ya through, and it helps to have your crew
    So lets start ya off with something small,so don't you start to bawl
    "Your momma is a hoe, and your daddy is the one who blows"
    See how that goes,it's as beautiful as a rose
    now I'll give you a loan, go to the Zone
    Word....
    Troopers can't die...



    ...they can only go to hell and regroup

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    yo my names Hard yeh I can kick quite hard
    I'm so hot if you come near me I'll melt you like lard
    I'm really strong I can probably punch through card!
    lalala.......you're a retard!
    so come and have a go if you think your hard!

    oooooooooooooooooooooooh break it down!

    yeaaaahh! b*tch!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard
    yo my names Hard yeh I can kick quite hard
    I'm so hot if you come near me I'll melt you like lard
    I'm really strong I can probably punch through card!
    lalala.......you're a retard!
    so come and have a go if you think your hard!

    oooooooooooooooooooooooh break it down!

    yeaaaahh! b*tch!!

    Yo Your ryhmes arnt to hot/
    your flow sucks/
    you sound like a robot/
    Im retard/
    but your a reject/
    my flow makes you erect//

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    where do I begin, toss ya in the recycling bin/ use some difficult rhymes or you will never win again/ so give it a spin, by the way it aint fin/ cause I got a brand new set/ a cassette with morbid death/ for you and your bitches I am a soldier vet/ so sit back and focus on concentration, while I murder the nation/ c4 plus a fuse the perfect combination/ and abomination blowin up ya station/ like a fat man with a piece of chicken loaded with cajun

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    Quote Originally Posted by maliathone
    where do I begin, toss ya in the recycling bin/ use some difficult rhymes or you will never win again/ so give it a spin, by the way it aint fin/ cause I got a brand new set/ a cassette with morbid death/ for you and your bitches I am a soldier vet/ so sit back and focus on concentration, while I murder the nation/ c4 plus a fuse the perfect combination/ and abomination blowin up ya station/ like a fat man with a piece of chicken loaded with cajun

    So your names Maliathone/
    Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone/
    you havnt said shit that hasnt been shown//


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    yo punk look at ya funk, lock ya in a trunk/ cause you rhymes stink like a damn skunk/ and by the way I know you want this bone/ by the way them titties are they cylacone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by maliathone
    yo punk look at ya funk, lock ya in a trunk/ cause you rhymes stink like a damn skunk/ and by the way I know you want this bone/ by the way them titties are they cylacone?
    LMFAO!


    that was great

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    I rock like spock knock down ya blocks/ in your mouth goes my stinky sock/ Keepin it real, games is what I steal/ Car stereos, pfft that is traceble so I kneel/ down and look at my stack of merchandise/ a roll of the dice will it suffice fire vs ice/ looking at the simple plan knowing I am the man/ grandaddy was in the ku klux klan/ too bad he didnt wake up like the watermelon man

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    Quote Originally Posted by maliathone
    I rock like spock knock down ya blocks/ in your mouth goes my stinky sock/ Keepin it real, games is what I steal/ Car stereos, pfft that is traceble so I kneel/ down and look at my stack of merchandise/ a roll of the dice will it suffice fire vs ice/ looking at the simple plan knowing I am the man/ grandaddy was in the ku klux klan/ too bad he didnt wake up like the watermelon man
    You have to steal because you have no money/
    Think about who your dissin sonny/
    The rules say 6 lines/
    Read the thread rules, Its mine//

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    Ok back down to 6 lines so I dont have to listen to you wine/ when I dine upon your lyrical skills set on this table of mine/ cut ya up like a steak, take a break/ ya a fake, when I am like a razor blade in a cake/ so coming back and destroying ya tanker/ Go back home ya fake ass wanker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dakaru
    You have to steal because you have no money/
    Think about who your dissin sonny/
    The rules say 6 lines/
    Read the thread rules, Its mine//
    Look man, battling here is a definite loss/
    You try to diss? Small reward for the heaviest cost/
    You don't stand a chance, your played lines make it evident/
    I spit a sixteen that could destroy your whole skeleton/
    Take this how you want. Either step up or take a seat/
    With me? You're a vegetarian--you're afraid of beef//

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    Yo brit just ripped ya shit, we straight legit/ never quit, bringing it while ya in a fit/ so sit back and watch the flick/ so shut up trick eat a dick, you dont know who ya messin with/ now to end the last 2 lines I go out with a bang/ I hit ya from the front side now look back for the boomerang

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    he fried me but you cannot/
    here i come ready or not/
    boomarang or gun/
    Its not over till its all said and done/
    your feeling good/
    I'll stomp your ass,make you feel like you should//

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    ready or not, fuck this I will let you rot/ while you hiding and spying cause you gonna get caught/ I am like a fish from the water straight to the frying pan/ and you rapping about shit you dont even understand/ so sit and think, talk with your shrink/ figure out this kink, I am the missing link/ between you and eternity/ so I would advise not to mess with me

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