Rap battle free for all!!!!!11one

[Vivi]

Look in your appendix, you will find my jimmy hendrix/
Resting in your gf and me painting her is jizz/
Come forward and watch me launch lyrical warfare/
while you stare, and you know I dont even care/
Bash me and get some shit bustin up your alley/
Cause yo rhymes are gayer than the fags in Cali/

That was just sick.

[maliathone]

I was just spitting some rhymes/
No need to take it serious anytime/
It is just for fun, I will try to keep it clean/
So we can rap in peace and see it gleam/
No more sick comments such as that its a deal/
But battlerap me and get bit like Holifield

[brit]

Look at you son. Your shit is wack as fuck/
It's the truth. I'm the reason why your girl is acting up/
And staying out late where ever she be at, cuz I be there/
She was like, "Yeah I got a man, but he's probably queer."/
Step off son, you're really not holding shit/
You said you bite rhymes, that some shit you just don't admit.//

I'm still the illest.

[Dingy]

Look who's back. Where you been brit
I thought you was wack with the crack
or you dint want no more of us
and this fun place to cuss


Lame. I am aware. Good to see you posting brit.

[imacrazedclown]

you guys can't rap for shit you should just quit
and wait for someone great so stand clear cause im here
and ill tell ya'all right now you might as well drop down on one knee and bow
cause im the king and not to be mean but yer below me so just go ahead and blow me

first try love some of you guys's ryhmes and half are probally better than mine but this is my attempt at a rap

[Lag]

imacrazedclown, you are a crazed clown
becuase i ripped out yo mamas fallopean tubes and ate them where i stood
you cant dis me, motherhugger, im the best in the biz
ted danson raping biz, that iz, and if you like me, youll flip a dick
and sever my penis and stuff it in my mouth
so yummy even i like it, and i dont even like clown anus

excuse me for the non-clean rythmshmithms there.

[Dingy]

imacrazedclown, you are a crazed clown

WoW. Genius

[Lag]

WoW. Genius

Dingy, you are a dingy
because when I go sailing on my dingy out in the lake,
all i say is 'wo! Dingy from the emuparadise forums is so dumb'
and then im satisfied and drink my own urine
urine you say? well, thats a different purine

[Lag]

lagwagon? youre a big idiot
all you do is stupid things
and you suck your own weener
and worship robert pictons pet pigs
lagwagon, thats a silly name
even if you dont like me, you are a stupid

[Dingy]

Dingy, you are a dingy
because when I go sailing on my dingy out in the lake,
all i say is 'wo! Dingy from the emuparadise forums is so dumb'
and then im satisfied and drink my own urine
urine you say? well, thats a different purine

LoL. That's all I want to do
you rap is so wack I want to mooP)
I might be stupid
like you define it
but hey, when it comes to being mad and mean
I'm not the one drinking my urine

[maliathone]

Look at the wack little punk
Kickin his funk in a gangstas trunk
go home and nurse again ya getting week
by the way here is your face I scraped off my feet
an with shooting you know I got a killaz degree
mess with me and I will turn you an your crew into swiss cheese

[Dingy]

Look at the wack little punk
Kickin his funk in a gangstas trunk
go home and nurse again ya getting week
by the way here is your face I scraped off my feet
an with shooting you know I got a killaz degree
mess with me and I will turn you an your crew into swiss cheese

I'm female.

[Lag]

so your nickname on here is dingy
well thats kind of SILLY (oh burn!)
and if ya think that cool,
you might as well be NOT COOL
im 18, and i like it
pussy posse

[Ahkei]

i went down the street
tappin' my feet
to some mad beat
dude i am so leet
watch me eat
and smoke this sheet (shit)
you are all weak
ill climb the highest peak
to see you weep
this is lame
but it's the game
ill stick it in a frame
then then burn in with a flame
i see your not the same
but ill go and play a game.

The game will be arkanoid
you speak like a droid
your warranty is void

you dont have a choice
ill run you ova with some guys rolls royce
listen to my voice...

[Lag]

that sucked
theres a ball. you ducked (weener!)
it was that morbidly obese black hobo whom you got fucked
and that vlt machine wouldnt give you a chance cause you were out-lucked
you mother in bed has you tucked
and this rap i made did fucking suck