spell words like they sound thread

[Sprung]

Yoo ahl ar ensain

[Winged 2.0]

True. But you know, in all reality, normal spellings actually look the way they sound. Why are they so easy to read? And this thread so hard? Normal spelling is really how it sounds when you have spoken English for so long.

[Solidus Joe]

Yoo ahl ar ensain

dahm streyght

beeyng ensain ez teh shizz nit fa sho.



come joyen teh ensainiddy.

[Sprung]

dahm streyght

beeyng ensain ez teh shizz nit fa sho.



come joyen teh ensainiddy.

Kno wai. Kompard tu thes thred, ey em normul. Ey lyk et thet wai.

[Skinner8]

You all resemble the IRC channel so much it's incredibly scary and depressing.

[Sprung]

You all resemble the IRC channel so much it's incredibly scary and depressing.

Whut hea sed wus: Yu awl rezembul de Ey Are Sea chanul soe much ets enkredublee skarie und depreseng.

Sorie, much es speld lyk ets sownds.

[Solidus Joe]

wat ahbowt muhch? wooldint dat wurck?

[Sprung]

wat ahbowt muhch? wooldint dat wurck?

Ey supoes et wood.

[Winged 2.0]

Woolnt I be sed as I nd nut ey?

[Solidus Joe]

ey ohr I, et doss naht metter, et es ahl prefurunce uf howe yu wesh too sey et.

yas endeeeed

[Dingy]

aiee need too bludee sleep. hay! that wawz eezee but aiee think it wil get haardur naoo...if mawr peepul wur too post.
thairz uh shaark deep daaoon undu
run and haaid u silee peepul

[Solidus Joe]

ahhhh ah shaark?!

wayt ah sehcohnt, dauwn uhndar? as en teh urth oar teh bahdee?

[GODJonez]

tis is pointless bikoos nou van vraits th� vords th� vei thei shud bii writn.

[Solidus Joe]

liek et mahttars?

[Dingy]

nawt maee bawdee Soljur, teh see
rawb a bank damit...and pay mee fawr giving yu teh aideeaa