The Grand List of Console RPG Cliches

[ZeikHunter]

i tried something once with a girl. greeted her several times at different intervals for a few hours. not only was she seldom in the same place, she didnt even say the same thing. i kept talking to her to see if i could continue the plot... plot ended up with me being struk by something, the screen went all wavy-like, and i woke up in bed somewhere...

[jesai]

Yes sadly women are not impressed with my fighting prowess using dictionaries, paintbrushes and bottle rockets.

[polobunny]

Ladies are only impressed if you got blond spiky hair, and use a big ass sword.

[Chocobo_Rider]

I'm having lots of fun reading this

"17. Hey, I know you, Three!
The group of young women who have formed a scarily obsessive fan club for one of your female party members."

NEVER seen this, could someone point some game where this occurs?

My favorites:

"26.Local Control Rule
Although the boss monster terrorizing the first city in the game is less powerful than the non-boss monsters that are only casual nuisances to cities later in the game, nobody from the first city ever thinks of hiring a few mercenaries from the later cities to kill the monster."

This have always bothered me

"71.Seventh Law of Travel
When on a voyage to another continent, the journey will last only as long as it takes you to talk to all the other passengers and the captain."

That's so true and often I had never realised this... I guess it's known procedure to me (as a corollary, never talk to the captain first or you'll miss the chance of hearing the useless stuff the passengers and crew have to say )

See ya