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    this is like a week and half old.. but still!!

    Cruel cut for Welsh rugby fan

    LONDON, England (Reuters) -- A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported on Tuesday.

    Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

    Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

    But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

    Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in a seriously ill condition, the paper said. Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems.

    Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...d_testicles_dc

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    This is sad and funny at the same time.

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    By the looks of that picture, doesn't look like he would be needing them anytime soon.

    What a dumbass.

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    I'm fucking pissed off. That better be a hoax, or I am personally flying there and murdering the guy...

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    That is so scary. I wonder if he will have any friends left after that.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripleBite13
    That is so scary. I wonder if he will have any friends left after that.......
    How about girlfriends?

    What a dumbass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slim
    I'm fucking pissed off. That better be a hoax, or I am personally flying there and murdering the guy...
    then come get me

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    What kind of guy would do that to himself?

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    Ouch, what a nutter.

    It makes even less sense that he cut em off over winning a game!? WTFage

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    Our buddy Rick James has this one answered for us already.
    http://members.lycos.co.uk/emusa/rickknows.html
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    would you like fries with that?

    god, don't be so teste!
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    God bless the USA.

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    Fucking hell, cutting off your balls because your team won, fucking crazy motherfucker.
    Trogdor, Trogdor

    Trogdor was a man
    Uhh...Maybe he was a Dragon-Man
    Uhh...Maybe he was just a Dragon
    Uhm...but he was still

    Trogdor, Trogdor

    Burninating the countryside
    Burninating the peasants
    Buriniating all the people
    in their Thatched Roof Cottages

    Thatched Roof Cottages

    And The Trogdor Comes in The Night.

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    He can't reproduce. This is good.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Schutzstaffel
    He can't reproduce. This is good.
    Best post so far

    You will get idiots that would do anything for sports.
    Last edited by Stark; 20th-February-2005 at 17:46.

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