How many EP members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Schutzstaffel]

Can someone please direct me to the whereabouts of the humour?

[Skinner8]

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive




That bit.

[Paladin_Hammer]

good times.

i know i fit in there somewhere.

Your the one who throws in the random comment totally irrelevent to the topic.

[Roux!]

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

I'm one (or all) of the above, and THAT'S funny in itself...

[Paladin_Hammer]

Which category do I fit in?

[Skinner8]

You're the one who yell at the people changing the light bulb for being too Liberal.

[johnny blaze]

Shut up facist. I'll change YOUR light bulb in a minute if you don't straighten up and fly right, young man!

[Tiberious]

You're the one who yell at the people changing the light bulb for being too Liberal.

Shut up facist. I'll change YOUR light bulb in a minute if you don't straighten up and fly right, young man!

Of course, let's not forget:

2 (must be rivals and political opposites) to start the lightbulb thread down a path to a political flamewar. Once this happens, you'll end up with

1 to talk out of his ass about how lightbulbs of any kind are evil because they use electricity and that we should return to a life as lived in the late 1800s,

10 to shout the whacko down with blatantly obvious claims of hypocisy,

2 who, having failed all attempts at encouraging the 2 biggest flamers to just walk away, flag a moderator

and 1 moderator to lock the topic.

This, of course, causes one of the first 2 to post a new topic crying about how 'that facist/commie mod closed the old topic', and well, things get ugly quick.

[Imustbcr8zier]

none, lets set an angsty goth on fire.

We dont need no stinkin lightbulbs!

[Paladin_Hammer]

You're the one who yell at the people changing the light bulb for being morons.

Fixed. ONLY CONSERVATIVES SHOULD CHANGE LIGHTBULBS!!!!LOLOOLLOL!)!111!!!

[pkt-zer0]

This thread's funny as hell.

You'll also need:

2 spammers who change their light bulbs every second so they can have enough posts just to get in the Request sections of EmuParadise.

3 people going on about how their great-grandfather once changed a light bulb and not saying anything useful in the process.

[Sprung]

This thread's funny as hell.

You'll also need:

2 spammers who change their light bulbs every second so they can have enough posts just to get in the Request sections of EmuParadise.

3 people going on about how their great-grandfather once changed a light bulb and not saying anything useful in the process.

Hah. I like this guy

[Neokien]

When it comes to how big light bulb threads can get, you often see this set come up:

1 to compare everyone in the thread to Hitler/Stalin

1 to make a politically-correct evaluation of Hitler/Stalin

1 to claim to be channelling Hitler/Stalin's tormented soul

4 to to tell him to please stop channelling for the sake of the children

... and don't forget the factions from some other rival site who link to this thread in their forum as proof that this one is going down, just like the past 7 times they said it!

[youthquake]

1 to maybe start a religious controversial subject on the matter of lightbulbs and satanic rituals.

[Paladin_Hammer]

1 to maybe start a religious controversial subject on the matter of lightbulbs and satanic rituals.

One to find the biblical reasons why aren't evil...