Things that piss you off.

[Slim]

Stupid people is first and foremost. There's a lot of people, and bands...

[Solidus Joe]

hypocrits, I loathe them.

[Skinner8]

On this one IRC network just now, I was killed by an oper because he thinks I've said I prefer England over America in terms of language too many times:

[20:17:19] (Skinner8) And Americans speak a bastardised form of English.
[20:17:21] (Skinner8) Right.
[20:17:23] (Matsu) yeah
[20:17:28] (Matsu) But English was already a bastard language as it was
[20:17:29] Closing Link: Skinner8[62-181-85-160.skbbip.com] Trowa^Barton (Local kill by Trowa^Barton (Shut the hell up.))
[20:17:29] * Disconnected
(I reconnect and rejoin the channel)
[20:17:37] (Matsu) hah
[20:17:38] (Trowa^Barton) I'm tired of all this "England rawr is gratar"
[20:17:44] (Trowa^Barton) Keep your shit to yourself.
[20:17:45] (Matsu) ah, my sound is going out
[20:17:47] (Skinner8) It is. Now relax a bit.
[20:17:55] (Trowa^Barton) Want me to KLine you?

This person doesn't make me happy.

[Pienne]

It's because he knows you're right.


Edit: Ah, right. Well. Pop music pisses me off a lot.

[Solidus Joe]

not being good looking pisses me off

[Skinner8]

Time for a proper post, then. Off the top of my head:



Angry people piss me off.
Religious people piss me off.
Stupid people piss me off.
Stupid people who get a good education piss me off.
Smart people who don't do anything with their lives piss me off.
People who stop listening to a song or watching a movie because it's now mainstream piss me off.
People who think they're smart when they're really just stupid fuckers with completely unoriginal ideas piss me off.
Active children piss me off.
People who think "real life" is more real than the Internet piss me off.
Homophobes piss me off.
Heterosexual people piss me off.
People who hate all cover songs piss me off.
People who listen to dance music in front of their computers piss me off.
People who get popular haircuts piss me off.
People who call me an idiot piss me off.
People who mention IQ scores piss me off.
People who mention EQ scores piss me off.
Spiritual people piss me off.
People who don't read piss me off.
People who live in the southern hemisphere piss me off.
People who listen to death metal in public piss me off.
People who think people under 18 should be allowed to drive piss me off.
People who don't believe in casuality piss me off.
People who like Michael Moore because he's funny piss me off.
People who are afraid of new technology piss me off.
People who have eBooks piss me off.
People who make eBooks piss me off.
People who sell eBooks piss me off.
People who dislike old things because they're old piss me off.
Atheists piss me off.
People who haven't stopped liking The Simpsons yet piss me off.
People who are against gun control piss me off.
People who like things that piss me off, piss me off.
People who complain about Microsoft piss me off.
Shallow people piss me off.
Boring nerds piss me off.
People who read fantasy books and TALK ABOUT THEM WITH THEIR FRIENDS EVERY FUCKING DAY ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME ON THE BUS HOME FROM SCHOOL PISS ME OFF.
People who don't bring up rational arguments when asked to piss me off.
Nostalgic people piss me off.
People who scream when they don't need to piss me off.
People who say they're ugly when they're not piss me off.
People who say they're hot when they're not piss me off.
People who wear "superlative conspiracy" t-shirts piss me off.
People who correct my British English with American English piss me off.
People who don't use proper language "cuz i aint in skool lol" piss me off.
People who think I act like too much of an aristocrat and therefore don't like me piss me off.

To be continued. Because I'm just that bitter.

[Deach]

Time for a proper post, then. Off the top of my head:



Angry people piss me off.
Religious people piss me off.
Stupid people piss me off.
Stupid people who get a good education piss me off.
Smart people who don't do anything with their lives piss me off.
People who stop listening to a song or watching a movie because it's now mainstream piss me off.
People who think they're smart when they're really just stupid fuckers with completely unoriginal ideas piss me off.
Active children piss me off.
People who think "real life" is more real than the Internet piss me off.
Homophobes piss me off.
Heterosexual people piss me off.
People who hate all cover songs piss me off.
People who listen to dance music in front of their computers piss me off.
People who get popular haircuts piss me off.
People who call me an idiot piss me off.
People who mention IQ scores piss me off.
People who mention EQ scores piss me off.
Spiritual people piss me off.
People who don't read piss me off.
People who live in the southern hemisphere piss me off.
People who listen to death metal in public piss me off.
People who think people under 18 should be allowed to drive piss me off.
People who don't believe in casuality piss me off.
People who like Michael Moore because he's funny piss me off.
People who are afraid of new technology piss me off.
People who have eBooks piss me off.
People who make eBooks piss me off.
People who sell eBooks piss me off.
People who dislike old things because they're old piss me off.
Atheists piss me off.
People who haven't stopped liking The Simpsons yet piss me off.
People who are against gun control piss me off.
People who like things that piss me off, piss me off.
People who complain about Microsoft piss me off.
Shallow people piss me off.
Boring nerds piss me off.
People who read fantasy books and TALK ABOUT THEM WITH THEIR FRIENDS EVERY FUCKING DAY ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF ME ON THE BUS HOME FROM SCHOOL PISS ME OFF.
People who don't bring up rational arguments when asked to piss me off.
Nostalgic people piss me off.
People who scream when they don't need to piss me off.
People who say they're ugly when they're not piss me off.
People who say they're hot when they're not piss me off.
People who wear "superlative conspiracy" t-shirts piss me off.
People who correct my British English with American English piss me off.
People who don't use proper language "cuz i aint in skool lol" piss me off.
People who think I act like too much of an aristocrat and therefore don't like me piss me off.

To be continued. Because I'm just that bitter.

What? Where's my name?

[Saeveo]

People who follow others like sheep and never form their own opinions suck ass..........END OF FUCKING STORY!!

[Schutzstaffel]

LISTS of the things that annoy you? ..why not

Athiests
rap music
juggalos
furries
gangsta thugs
wiggers
coffee snobs
herbal tea
flamboyant homosexuals
attention whoring bisexuals
people who sue Mcdonalds, or any other fast food chain, for making them fat
overly whiny emos and cutters
self-hating lesbian feminists
"LOL Bush=Hitler!!11"
Michael Moore
dentists with bad breath
people who pull 'the race card' too often.
old, burned out hippies
MTV/much music
the Canadian government
pessimistic people
shallow men
multicultural crayons
contemporary/modern art
anime fangirls/boys
the ADL
people who deface memorials with "There is no glory in your war story"
people who think you're a bad person for not giving alot of money to the tsunami relief fund.
Che guevera T-shirts
people who think they can meditate because they do yoga
people who think you're poor/trashy because you shop at Wal-Mart.
people who are so obsessed with japanese culture that they'll date a japanese girl, then dump her because she's too "Americanized."
soccer moms
nosy neighbors who like to sneak onto your property and rummage through your car
SUVs
scientologists
hipsters
Ipods
people who think that drawing pin-up girls is offensive and sexist
people who dress like slobs
dreadlocks
people who think I'm a "goody two-shoes" for not smoking pot, drinking or going to parties
PETA
my school district's youth newspaper
my ex-boyfriend's mother
trekkies
people who write bad erotic fanfiction
cosplayers
people who constantly talk about Ragnarok
people who think all pop music is bad
people who think classical music is boring
crowded hallways
Jon Stewart fans
the Simpsons
those stupid mokasin boots girls are wearing these days
American idol
the lack of kids selling chocolate for some stupid school trip

[Skinner8]

Ahem.



People who dress badly piss me off.
People who argue that RPGs are crap and that if you want a good story, you should go read a book piss me off.
People who don't love Planescape: Torment piss me off.
People who smoke when they're 14 years old piss me off.
People who drink when they're 14 years old piss me off.
People who have sex when they're 14 years old piss me off.
People who are opposed to public welfare piss me off.
People who love the US piss me off.
People who are on diets piss me off.
People who talk loudly in libraries piss me off.
People who play chess piss me off.
People who think there's anything wrong with me being elitist piss me off.
People who don't support software piracy piss me off.
People who never even try to learn any language other than their native one piss me off.
People who snort while laughing piss me off.
People who say "ain't" piss me off.
People who would rather make small talk than just be quiet piss me off.
People who don't treat me like an equal piss me off.
People who think people with mental irregularities need to be "cured" as soon as humanly possible piss me off.
People who play SoulCalibur 2 piss me off.
People who don't expect me to ever tell them any lies piss me off.
People who capitalise randomly piss me off.
People who are surprised when they realise 98% of all nice things I've ever said to them have been pure sarcasm piss me off.
People who are offended by anything I say or do piss me off.
People who don't like the Rasputina vocalist's voice piss me off.
People who try to make friends with me when they're just boring idiots that I don't want to talk to piss me off.
People who like Friends piss me off.
People who get spyware and/or adware and say anything about it piss me off.
People who don't hate the show Full House piss me off.
People who argue with me when I'm right piss me off.
People who improperly tag MP3s piss me off.
People who think Chrono Trigger has a decent plot, anything like character development or good music piss me off.
People who drink Coca-Cola Light piss me off.
People who like any sports except ice hockey and curling piss me off.
People who say "damn" instead of "damned" piss me off.
People who don't really know me, yet call me by anything but my full first name IRL piss me off.
People who don't like the colours white, black and red piss me off.
People who dress in purple piss me off.
People who put apostrophes in the wrong places piss me off.
People who don't like The Matrix: Reloaded piss me off.
People who don't like Elephant piss me off.
People who want to borrow my stuff piss me off.
People who don't like the Garamond font piss me off.
People who have handwriting that's really hard to read piss me off.
People who have plain brown hair and no real haircut piss me off.
People who are proud of their country piss me off.
People who think they automatically have the right to total freedom of speech on discussion forums piss me off.
People who take things seriously when they're not supposed to and vice versa piss me off.
People who think my hair is black piss me off.
People who don't dislike sand piss me off.
People who think dogs are better than cats piss me off.
People who think pets are intelligent beings with feelings just like ours and the ability to comprehend everything we say and do piss me off.
People who say they aren't afraid of anything piss me off.
People who watch reality shows piss me off.
People who shave their eyebrows piss me off.
People who don't get Monty Python references piss me off.
People who don't know what Benny Hill is piss me off.





I'm being completely serious, you know.

[Jase]

Skinner and his Emo ways piss me of.

[Schutzstaffel]

I'm being completely serious, you know.

You shouldn't be on the Internet.

[nek_]

People who don't worship me for being the God that I am, piss me off.
Seriously.

[Jase]

nek_ just because he is to good for these forums and this world.
When people say no one is perfect its because they havent met nek_.

[Cyberxion]

People who kiss people's ass because they think it'll make them like them more piss me off.
People who use Japanese they learned from anime piss me off.
Overconfident people piss me off. It's good to be confident, but you're not the center of the world, so stop acting like it.
People who act like pricks because they think it makes them seem cool piss me off.