Things that piss you off.

[Solidus Joe]

People who date my ex-girlfriend.

[Ryan]

People who stare at my girlfriend right in front of me. I say what ya looking at, they say nothing, then they keep doing it. those right there are the worst. Nothing beats them.

[nek_]

People who stare at my girlfriend right in front of me. I say what ya looking at, they say nothing, then they keep doing it. those right there are the worst. Nothing beats them.

Unless, of course, YOU beat them.

[Solidus Joe]

finding out my ex-gf is planning on moving nearby the guy i hate.

[Ryan]

I give them 2 tries. 1st time I catch them, its a warning. 2nd time, Im right in there face. 3rd time, were fighting. Shes my prize.

[Dingy]

Another thing that pisses me off is me. I'm such an asshole IRL. Seriously. The way you see Skinner on the forums is me IRL only less sarcastic and more blunt about everything. I mean shit man, I yell at ugly babies. I'm not a very pleasant person to leave your house with. I fucking swear more and better than my own parents. And guess where I leanred it from. Yeah, my parents. Geez. I suck, in general. You guys get to see the nice, moronic version of me.

No wonder annoying 15 yr old girls want to get into your pants, thats the "lets-experiment-what-its-like-with-nutters" phase for girls. Sadly this phase is everlasting for men

Anyway, what annoys me...I love to say "Ha! Nothing!" But I live this damn life, so that's not applicable.
My father, his mistress, their existence, assignments, lesbian-sex-starved-crazy-lifehating teachers who love giving assignments, tomatoes, cooked tomatoes, little kids peeing all over my loo, little kids who shit all over the place, big kids who behave like little kids, Simon Cowell, the guy in my cafe who's like Simon Cowell, the fact that Skinner gets annoyed by Nicolas Cage, Bush, the fact that Bush should've come before my father in the list, death, not having time, dirty underwear, dirty socks, unironed clothes, hot food, cold coffee, this stupid freak who says "you're current balance is too low, you cannot make the following call" on my phone, people who leave the toilet seat down and can't pee properly, people who mess my room, people who ask me "Are you waiting for your wedding night with MasJ?"(if they only knew...sigh), people who crack they're fingers to disturb me, people who make nasty jokes about the disabled, people who say "hurry up", people who say "Where's the pardy doode?", people who say "Don't think you're very smart".

Ok I have to rush, damn I do complain alot, annoying.

[Koichi]

Things that piss me off:

People asking me if I have a boyfriend (Yes, I do. Are you happy?!)
Homophobes
Racists
Sexists
Not being able to hear from my boyfriend
School
Dances
Britney Spears (or anyone associated with the Slut Queen)
Most rap music
PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS
People who can't spell or use correct grammer
My teachers
My boss
My dad
My former best friend
My ex-boyfriend
People who ask if I'm a D cup
Crank callers
People who criticize my hobbies
Having to act out Romeo and Juliet in class
My school's computers
My grades

There's more. But I don't wanna bother people.

[Cyberxion]

Alot of things annoy me, but very little actually pisses me off.

[Jase]

People who ask if I'm a D cup

What ball park size are we talkin here?

[Stark]

People who ask if I'm a D cup

I'm a D cup

one thing that pisses me off is fire alarms

The bad thing is the people who set it off were like "hah ah ha" idiots probably set it off smoking the ganga, or through their underwear they were that out of it or something, sorry they weren't that bad but I am royally pissed so I would like to paint them in a bad picture.

[Solidus Joe]

life pisses me off.

[energy_keeper]

sports that aren't hockey

w00t!! except that hokey is the ONLY sport!

Aside from that, Id have to add, downloads that don't reach at least 50kbs transfer from an FTP server when your on cable.

I hate SPAM, I get it alot, my email is short (keeper at ptd dot net) so i'm a target.

And the number one thing that irritates me has to be the fact that there is a vaginal cup called "the keeper" which is my normal screen name. XD

[Koichi]

What ball park size are we talkin here?

[annoyed tone] Allow me add The Watcher to the list.

[Solidus Joe]

my love going to portland to be with her new found love.

/me explodes

[Skinner8]

After seeing the first 45 minutes of Donnie Darko, I'm reminded of how much it pisses me off when people think people with mental irregularities have a need to be "cured" as soon as humanly possible. And idiots. I don't like those.