Originally Posted by
nek_
*ahem*
Puppies, babies, small animals that aren't my cat, dirty dishes, empty beer bottles, the people I live with, my brother's ex-girlfriends, my brother's friends, my mother's roommate, the radio, the television, traffic, people who don't have change for a $20, bright sunny days while the ground is covered in snow, the smell of cheap perfume, poor sound quality, drug addicts, people who don't just admit to something despite the fact everyone knows about it, undercooked chicken, overcooked chicken, toasters, blenders, empty ice cube trays, soda, dust, dirt, short stories, paper bags, old people, teenagers, lesbians, salad forks, when there is enough wind to interrupt my internet connection, the phrase 'git 'r done', holidays, japanophiles, new movies, tom cruise, the fact that I'm too lazy to capitalize 'tom cruise', salt, Deach, ashtrays, birds at 6am, schnapps, birthdays, things not exploding when I want them to, Nicolas Cage, high school plays, australians, dustpans, animal fur, the smell of hospitals, other people's bathrooms, old shower curtains, new shoes, mud, red lights, yellow lights, green lights, summer, saturdays, that yellow sponge monster, sports that aren't hockey, cellphones that do everything except sleep with you and Endemic.